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Russian Easter Egg

When a person places fecal matter between the mattress and box spring. Thus resulting in a special surprise upon discovery. Common joke between eastern European males between the ages of 17 and 22.
"I just left a Russian easter egg in his bedroom!"

"She is going to be pissed when that Russian easter egg does not scrub out of the mattress."
by Firedude1980 October 11, 2014
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Russian Dog

A Russian or anyone of Russian decent. Typically used as a derogatory term.
john: "Did you see how that guy looked?"
Robert: "He was a Russian Dog."
by Rumster December 5, 2014
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Russian Piggy Back Ride

Russian Piggy Back Ride: The Act of you asking someone to put their dick in your ass and jump on your back
by CloudRiderHD November 6, 2015
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Russian Job

A slang term for titty fuck. To thrust the penis in between a woman's breasts, simulating intercourse.
I hooked up with this girl the other night, and she gave me a Russian Job! It was amazing!
by loop zoop June 7, 2017
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russian cock-sleeve

when a partner rips open their asshole and buries your dick into it
by PenisMuncher101 September 5, 2017
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Stick a Russell

1. - A phrase meaning lets go, lets do it. Lets fuckin get to it.

2. - To take something working correctly and fuck it up.

3. - The act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit pictures and/or video involving the use of one's index finger and asshole.
Examples:

1. It's time to stick a russell. Woot Woot!!

2. The stereo sounded great until Patrick decided to stick a russell. Now Patrick must die!

3. Lame. I don't even know this guy. Why would he stick a russell and ruin my lunch? Seriously, I just sat down to eat. Now I'm about to spew all over my phone! Fuck!
by ButtonPusher June 1, 2010
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Russian Punchalette

An activity or game involving two or more people swinging their fists aimlessly at eachother in a dark room with no lights.
"Dude, evil Elliot got his ass kicked by crazy Connor in Russian Punchalette"
by Andrew Flood May 23, 2005
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