An annoying religious bitch who believes that Christianity is the answer to all of the world’s questions. Drives a luxury SUV to show other middle class families that she is better than them. Doesn’t let her kids play video games that aren’t rated E or watch movies that aren’t PG.
Guy 1: Man GTA V Online is soo fun bro!!
Guy 2: I know right! It’s a good way to release your anger and to build a multi million dollar criminal enterprise!
Soccer Mom: Hey GTA V is too violent! Go play Mario Party you fucking terrorists.
Guy 1: Lol, typical Soccer mom!
Guy 2: Agreed!
Guy 2: I know right! It’s a good way to release your anger and to build a multi million dollar criminal enterprise!
Soccer Mom: Hey GTA V is too violent! Go play Mario Party you fucking terrorists.
Guy 1: Lol, typical Soccer mom!
Guy 2: Agreed!
by BigBoi0608 June 12, 2020
Get the Soccer mommug. /noun/
refers to when a person becomes a soccer mom. Although, the person does not necessarily have to be a woman, a mom, or a person who takes their kids to soccer games; they just have to give off the same vibes of a soccer mom and say "you're doing great sweetie!" at least twice in their life.
/verb/
(present tense): soccer momify
(past tense): soccer momify
refers to when a person becomes a soccer mom. Although, the person does not necessarily have to be a woman, a mom, or a person who takes their kids to soccer games; they just have to give off the same vibes of a soccer mom and say "you're doing great sweetie!" at least twice in their life.
/verb/
(present tense): soccer momify
(past tense): soccer momify
by Sappho's Good Friend™ September 19, 2021
Get the soccer momificationmug. Another name for a 510 thread battery. Refers to the idea that most white, middle class mothers, specifically ‘soccer moms’, prefer vaping THC cartridges rather than smoking due to the discrete nature of vaping.
“Do you really think you can get stoned in the middle of the grocery store?”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”
by RougeBlazer June 24, 2021
Get the Soccer mom stickmug. by D4Rtyy April 9, 2021
Get the Soccermug. gay niggas who think they’re the shit bc they kick balls around and flop and cry they are all pussy don’t play soccer it ain’t manly it’s for homosexuales who think they’re top shit
Don’t play that sport soccer homosexuales play it they think they’re the shit but they ain’t fuck soccer play something manly
by ryanjeudytoldthepoles1469 April 8, 2018
Get the soccer homosexualesmug. by pioplepiople666666 March 20, 2022
Get the nicky soccer 7mug. by a23577 September 29, 2018
Get the Soccermug.