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Hym "I was thinking so, yes."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

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tak-think

Dumb, not using ones head.

Johnny, you failed your maths, why are you soo tak-think.

by LimA5 May 15, 2022

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An exhortation that, taken at face value, is actually good advice, except that when people tell you to do it, they don't ACTUALLY mean "Think for yourself", they mean "Reject mainstream news sources, and trust fringe, loony ones". On the rare occasion that they don't mean this, they still mean "Think for yourself, and agree with me!" At no time, when anybody ever tells you to think for yourself, does the thought ever cross their mind that you could possibly think for yourself, and reach a different conclusion from the one that they reached, or one that is even opposite to the one that they reached.

"Vaccines are poison, and chemtrails are causing birth defects! Think for yourself, watch this poorly-researched YouTube video, and you will agree with me!"

by q359 July 25, 2023

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Thinking Man

A hazing type position that a fraternity pledge may assume when they answer a question incorrectly. Also known as a "Think about it"

The position is summarized as such:

- Your head goes on the ground,

- You lift yourself up like a plank position,
- Then put your hands behind your back.

Pledgemaster: "Think about why you pissed me off"

Pledges: *Get into a thinking man, and hold it as long as possible*

by Gluc April 19, 2021

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think-piece

A piece of personal opinion written by an individual to gas-light or target a specific entity or topic.

Employee 1: Hey did you hear anything from Bobby yet , he's not been finishing his work
Employee 2: Dude he's in jail
Employee 1: Yeah that's cool and all but he still needs to finish his work, think I'm gonna write a think-piece on him
Employee 2: wtf

by MikeTheFragantist February 3, 2025

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