Vegan Salsa

When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.

"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"

"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"

by Sniderbee February 9, 2014

Vegan World 2026

1. An phrase related to an organization PETA is working with.
2. An expectation that is: "by 2026, the world will be vegan"

1. Seems like Vegan World 2026 is hostile to meat eaters
2. HURRY UP! MAKE THE VEGAN WORLD 2026 THE TRUTH!

by Hello, Everyone August 26, 2025

Vegan

Complete and utter arsehole, crack head cunt

Vegan 1: Save the cows, cows are friends!
Normal person: Let me guess your one of those vegans?

by I know you (Mitchell Poole) September 22, 2019

Gay Vegan

Someone with a savagely groomed beard, slicked hair and a cool dress sense that screams hipster

Guy 1: Is your mate a Gay Vegan?

Guy 2: "Yea he is super cool wicked sick!"

by Typh00n May 28, 2017

Better vegan

The better vegan diet is a diet very similar to the vegan diet, but you can eat honey. That's the only difference. The only person to ever do this diet is Dr. Mike

Human being: what diet are you on?
Other human being: I'm on the better vegan diet.

by XnoobSpeakable April 26, 2022

Vegan

A person with no name or identity. They announce themselves as their diet(although nobody cares), they are their diet, they live their diet, they breath their diet, their diet is all they are and nothing more. They hate anyone who doesn’t use their diet, and throw a fit any time they see normal things like people eating and minding their own business.

Person asks “what is your name?” Vegan responds “ I’m vegan” conversation ends.

by Petdragon May 12, 2022

Vegan

It means that u have a smoll pp

"hey mom im vegan" mom: u smoll pp

by epicgamerlolsigurd November 21, 2021