Patrick

Sexy Fucking fat bitch

Omg is that really Patrick
No way it is fuck where’s my cock

by Patrick dolphin December 19, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd , lol, it's lit!!

by Beatrix who wants the mug December 17, 2019

Patrick Stump Lesbian

A Patrick Stump lesbian is a lesbian that is sexually attracted to women, but they have a special place for Patrick Stump. You don’t need to be sexually attracted to Patrick Stump to be a Patrick Stump lesbian, you just need to be a lesbian and a HUGE fan of Patrick Stump.

“Oh my gosh, Patrick Stump is so pookie. I’m definitely a Patrick Stump lesbian. Like, I love him so much!”

by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024

Patrick

He is very short. He plays Clash Royale and he likes Ella

Patrick has a huge DICK

by YES SIR< BIG OLLL DICK DICK June 7, 2022

Sane Patrick's Day

The special day in mid-March when people do NOT gather in tightly-packed spaces to get drunk, yell, sing and generally breathe in each others' faces, because there is still a global pandemic.

With his six-pack of Guinness, he sat on his sofa to celebrate Sane Patrick's Day, and set his sights on next year.

by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2021

Patrick McGoohand

When you have an impromptu bate sesh and are forced to finish in your hand due to lack of proper planning i.e. Tissue etc.

I suddenly got horny and decided to beat off. I didn't have any tissue so I used old "Patrick Mcgoohand".

by Macsteed November 1, 2016

Patrick-ified

To intentionally dumb-down or simplify a sentence, experience or quote to a point where even a 5 year old sonic fan named Patrick could understand.

"I originally said "just have fun" in a battlefield discord server but since you dont play battlefield i replace "battlefield" with "apex legends" to make it relatable to you, in other words I Patrick-ified it"

by GodGaveYouHands September 5, 2021