National Grab Dick Month

Hey ladies, it's your lucky month, for the whole month of September you can grab dick! but it has to be one person for the whole month though, so I hope it's someone who wouldn't mind!

Katie: John, it's National Grab Dick Month! My favorite!! *grabs dick*
John: of course I had to be soft at this moment

by mishter August 29, 2021

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National Vans day

Everybody should wear vans on August 30, to celebrate national vans day💙

Hey what shoes are you wearing tomorrow ? Vans for national vans day!!

by journeyfaiyaz August 29, 2021

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national girls day

National Girl day❣️ give her a hug let her know you love her, give her the best day she's ever lived✨

Hey babe/beast friend / there name I love you happy National girls day what do you want to do...

by Holla mei amigito August 31, 2021

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national sorbet day is celebrated on the second day of september, aka no simp september, this day is for my friends birthday, known as sorbet. HEADASS CAN SIMP THIS MONTH BECAUSE ITS HIS BDAY. NOT BASED 😒

"HAVE YOU HEARD OF NATIONAL SORBET DAY I HEARD THEYRE CELEBRATING THE BDAY OF A HOT MAN"
"YES ITS MY BDAY IM THE HOT MAN"

by theheadassblank September 1, 2021

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