space monkies

Back in the day Stalin's ape-man super warriors were supposed to take over the world.
Planet of the Apes style.
Mean-while Britain and other Euro-style countries had already colonized most of it, in very monkey fashion I might add.
What happens if humans start to call themselves scientists and experiment on each other and unsuspecting civilians?
Well, you get a bunch of space monkies with alien-grade technology and all hell breaks loose.

What do you think of project Northwoods?
- space monkies
What do you think of project U2?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Stalinist Russia?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Hitler's Germany?
- space monkies
What do you think of Nagasaki?
- space monkies
What do you think of mk ultra?
- space monkies
What do you think of that idiot with a laser beam?
- space monkey

Well give these people a break!
Wouldn't you just be another space monkey if you got all this technology?

Yes, but I know it.
I don't think these titular scientists and strategists do.

NOTE: not to be confused with the alt rock band from Britain, Space Monkeys

Did you hear the commies had program to mate humans and monkies? Yeah I did, what a bunch of space monkies!

by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021

Personal space

Personal space is a tiny bubble around a humans body, and if you go in mine I will stab you. No one has yet penetrated my personal space... I am space virgin, also never ask about my mother...

Go in my personal space you die

by Dickmynarybitches August 12, 2020

Space Lifer

A person that lives the space life.

Lilly smokes like a pro, she's a space lifer to the core.

by teddyspacious January 6, 2012

space raider

Someone who has a huge forehead and tiny chin.

"Bro, you look like a space raider!"
*uncontrollable laughter*

by _keira_ October 22, 2017

Space Penguin

Celestial body that arrived there despite not being able to fly.

No one knew how it became to be in orbit. It was a space penguin.

by Not Jaffa April 10, 2019

Space Tantrum

The uncontrolled outburst of anger and frustration the competitive dancer displays when a dancer crosses into her dance space.

Oh my God, Mary is having a space tantrum because Sue came into class late and squeezed in beside her.

by Moxee Eutopia November 11, 2015

Space Greasy

Adj.

The nasty, greasy, breathed on, sweaty ass-feeling that you have when you get off an airplane.

“My girlfriend just got off a 12 hour flight and she was extra space greasy.”

by Paul D. December 31, 2021