Getting a crusty

When you get a leaky boner, but cant do anything about it so it gets crusty

Bro i was in class and i was getting a crusty right when the teacher asked me to present, i couldnt adjust so now its stuck to my underwear

by Slightly Syko January 25, 2020

Getting A Randy

It's a old man over 50 dates who only likes young women his daughters age because he has erection problems, but likes his ass fucked with a Strap-on by young girls.

The old guy is ready for Getting A Randy.

by ar-15&longdong February 10, 2021

getting dayanned

Getting Dayanned (verb):
Widely used term for when your fingers and autocorrect team up to embarrass you by turning a simple sentence into an unholy mess of typos. It’s giving “keyboard betrayal” with a side of can’t type to save my life. Usually followed by your friends roasting you for hours.

Basically, it’s serving spellcheck is free, bestie.

Example:
Person 1: “I’ll meet you at the mooseum for lunshtime.”
Person 2: “The… what? You mean the museum for lunchtime?”
Person 1: “Ugh, I keep getting Dayanned!”

by Lolyourbiggestoppisherw December 30, 2024

get off my six

Get off my six means to "Get off my back." as also referenced in watch my six.

person 1: "brooo this teacher won't get off my six!"
person 2: "I know he's a really tough teacher."

by the definer person February 10, 2019

Get up her

Gods first words

Get up her!!!!!!!

by Behdjebsb January 17, 2022

'spankin gets you 'wankin

Basically means if you try your best, you'll succeed.

Mark: damn it! I failed my pee pee test!
Tod: You know what they say 'spankin gets you 'wankin

when Bonnie meets Clyde

by Linda Lazania October 4, 2017

Susan, get my pants

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.

Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"

by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024