poop racing

the act of deficating on 45° waxed paper slides, with the goal being to have the fastest poo down the 'chute'.
athletes take care to prepare their feces in advance, to be streamlined, yet sluppery.
racers can choose from slalom, time trial, or side by side racing.

shooting poop for all your worth, racing poop down a sluppry slide for death or glory. "poop racing"

by rndmvoo February 20, 2009

intermission poop

When you’re asked to take a break from pooping a massive load so someone else can use the bathroom and then coming back to resume your poop.

“can you hurry up??”
“im pooping”
“then take an intermission poop”

by lucyiscoo1 May 6, 2021

poop pebble

the small bits of hard shit that fly out of your ass super fast after you haven't gone number two for a few days.

'dude thats a hard poop pebble'
'I just made a really hard poop pebble'

by wigglenips November 22, 2013

fire poops

Explosive fecal matter, that happens after eating spicy or questionable food. It leaves the anus in scatter shot form covering the entire toilet in bown small cunks that penetrate deep into the water. It will burn your ass hole like no other sensation. The burning feeling will last hours so be ready for a long night of the fire poops

Bro I had some bad burritos and now I have some major fire poops

by Thepoopsloreguy May 24, 2018

Poop cringes

The sensation you get when you need to shit, any you feel your bowls trying to push out the turd while your anus tries to hold it bac.

" I hope there is a bathroom near by. I am feeling the poop cringes ."

by Matyno_ May 15, 2016

Courtney Poop

one who takes it from the one and only Shrek lord

SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE

Last night I had a dream of being a Courtney Poop

by Shreksmybiggreendaddy November 23, 2018

Loud poop

A poop with lot of farts and grunting/squirting noises

Hey bro, you just took a really loud poop! I could hear your farts from the bedroom. What the fuck did you eat?

by Auscar1 February 19, 2015