jonathan Simmons

A civil Asian man that is very well crafted with automobiles and talks about naruto constantly. He is.. a very hard worker at chick fila and he loves to eat rice in the mornings.
by Master Officer November 21, 2021
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Jonathan Davis

A very cool guy. He's got cool vocals.
Me: BRO JONATHAN DAVIS IS SO COOL
Some little shit: who tf even is that guy stfu
by JonathanDavisIsVeryVERYcool January 31, 2023
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Jonathan Poneman

Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.

And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.

Why? You ask? For profit!
People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.
by Krazee Rob July 03, 2019
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Jonathan crowley

Jonathan Crowley is a kind, smart and handsome boy who is willing to take risks if someone needs his help or there is an adventure in sight.
Mysterious, funny and affectionate with those close to him, he liked fantasy, science fiction, terror and mystery so much that he seems like a character out of a tell.
"I'm excited, today while it was raining... that guy from the back of the schoolroom; Jonathan Crowley gave me his jacket and greeted me, we were talking for a while about a little bit of everything. He told me that we should go out together for a walk in the park or see a movie.
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Jonathan Reyes

"Damn, Jonathan Reyes is so lame."
by jaimee marie January 06, 2015
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jonathan higgins

The coolest mother fucker around, usually awesome
"Hey were you chillin with Jonathan Higgins? Man i wish i was you."
by xochosinkox October 16, 2013
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Case of the Jonathan's

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.
Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.
by BEK July 24, 2013
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