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Jonathan

A Jonathan is an ugly whore who has a crush on anyone named sophie.
Jonathan: Oh my god! Is her name sophie? I’d love to bang her 🤪🤪
by shashasha, shashasha December 1, 2021
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Jonathan

A guy that has everything you can wish for in a person.
Jonathan's dick is huge!
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jonathan chicken

Jonathan loves and adores chickens; a unhealthy relationship.
Jonathans with his chickens again ( Jonathan chicken )
by Coorslight94 November 22, 2021
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Jonathan

mr.stealyobitc🤣
jonathan has a big dick.
by ilikepussydaswet November 21, 2021
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jonathan mayonnaise

jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*
by Adam of the Jones Variety April 11, 2023
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Jonathan

A great guy who loves to help out. Very Handsome and funny, can make you laugh whenever you're down. Very protective of the people he cares for. He respects and appreciates everybody and is very accepting of everybody. Can be sarcastic sometimes, but you know he's just joking. He has great style and a great attitude no matter what!! He's an awesome leader and an awesome peer! Everybody needs a Jonathan in his life.
Person 1: Look at that guy! He has great style!
Person 2: Oh yes! That Jonathan aka Jonny! He's a great guy.
by pypopuu September 13, 2022
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Jonathan Patrick Stephens

Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him
Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard
by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021
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