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Schrodinger's Douchebag

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This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag
by Xalter September 10, 2025
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Douchebag

A douchebag is a person who has a high ego coupled with no real traits to be an asshole, or loser. A douchebag typically bullies or humiliates others for the sake of making it up on their short end. A person who is mediocre and is so shitty, that they can't even be called a cunt.
A douchebag is a sad excuse for a human being with just insecurities and projects it on others, seeking it as a way for validation.
Micheal was being a total douchebag trying to pick up Sarah. Luckily, her boyfriend was there to put a end to his misery.
by AnubisCorects January 31, 2024
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Douchebag Macgillicuddy

Basic white boy, pledged to a frat, was not accepted. Could also be a techbro. Often seen in the wild with extra deep V neck shirts, or no shirts, exposing overly tanned, waxed chest. May also be seen often on bad reality tv shows. Used carsalesman. Has way too much hair product. Smells like axe body spray.
Georgie is a douchebag macgillicuddy on 90 day fiance.
by ProfessorHotsauce July 13, 2025
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Douchebag

The shittiest weakest "insult" ever by someone who is too afraid to use proper insults because they are too scared to use swearwords, or are about 13 and don't like cuss words.
Example:

Person 1: "Hey you, you are a douchebag!"
Person 2:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, if you are going to insult me, use a proper fucking insult you fucking pussy!!"
Person 1: "I can't because I'm 13 and I don't like cuss words"
by Fen_Tan_Ill September 20, 2018
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DS (Douchebag Supporter)

1. The opposite of a hater
2. To support something or someone excessively that could be considered overrated
Shawn is a total DS (Douchebag Supporter) when it comes to Call of Duty

Shawn : You are just a hater Call of Duty is the greatest of all time

Jason: No you’re a total DS (Douchebag Supporter)
by JayBeck64 June 10, 2018
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Douchebag

Way to say someone is an asshole, or jerk. Term used by 90's kids and has now made a resurgence in the 2010's.

Personal device for women to clean their vagina after their period.
by Lil' Bitty January 3, 2019
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Douchebag

No need to define douchebag, just google Robin Thicke.
by JLGoodenough July 1, 2014
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