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Crotch Candy

Calcified toilet paper bits clumped together in the crotch
Had a nasty bit of Crotch Candy going on...
by Bespen May 28, 2018
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Candy stamp

When somebody does not wipe there arse sufficiently, and leaves a brown stain in there underpants.
Who do these shitty undies belong to? Some dirty bastard has left a candy stamp
by Dmchale8@googlemail.com August 24, 2016
mugGet the Candy stampmug.

snout and candy

Simply put; SNOUT AND CANDY 🍭

I LITERALLY can’t define it easier than that, like animal snouts or just regular snout I suppose combined with just candy (might be a sexual slang to it but who tf knows/cares ??)

Snout and candy is EXACTLY what it sounds like
Snout and candy is just,, snout AND candy

Who the fuck doesn’t know what snout and candy means??

Y’all literally overthink too much,

Example:

I went to the park and found snout and candy

snout and candy is usually pleasurable and usually harmless unless one’s tryna trigger J
by SlightlyunderratedEmail July 21, 2022
mugGet the snout and candymug.

snout and candy

Simply put; SNOUT AND CANDY 🍭

I LITERALLY can’t define it easier than that, like animal snouts or just regular snout I suppose combined with just candy (might be a sexual slang to it but who tf knows/cares ??)

Snout and candy is EXACTLY what it sounds like
Snout and candy is just,, snout AND candy

Who the fuck doesn’t know what snout and candy means??

Y’all literally overthink too much,

Example:

I went to the park and found snout and candy

snout and candy is usually pleasurable and usually harmless unless one’s tryna trigger J
by SlightlyunderratedEmail July 25, 2022
mugGet the snout and candymug.

office candy

A female employee who appears to be smoking hot, but out of the workplace you wouldn't normally give her a second look.
Phil: I went for a few drinks in the city this weekend and saw Betty in a bar

John: man she is so fit, I would love to fuck her

Phil: Nah she's just Office Candy. She looked minging when i saw her the other day.

Or

Phil: I saw that fit girl from work out last night, but she looked rotton!

John: Yeah, shes just 'Office Candy'!
by Mr Orange Hodgkiss May 12, 2009
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candy swirl

"Candy swirl" is another word for your sweet loving best friend , that's always There for you when you need them & got your back no matter what .
Girl : " she is my candy swirl !
by Yourowmmimd June 30, 2015
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Trans candy

And what if I don't like nuts Jeremy? You made a candy bar out of spite that forces people who don't like nuts to eat candy that doesn't coincide with their gender you idiot.
Hym "The candy I have to eat doesn't coincide with my biological gender Jeremy. I don't control how I feel inside about nuts. I can't change my food palete. What am I supposed to do Jeremy? If I let your kids see me eating the wrong candy bar are you going to throw me in prison? Do I get a choice as to which candy I buy or do I just tell you my biological gender? I guess I'm trans candy now huh?
by Hym Iam March 7, 2023
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