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Head Cleaner

When a man sit on a toilet and the head of his penis unintentionally dips into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See also Scrotal Bidet
Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and my dickhead hit the water!”

Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”
by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020
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National Head Day

Is where a girlfriend or side chick needs to give the sloppiest and the best head he has ever had. This takes place July 13th
Did you hear about national head day? It happens every year on July 13th. I can’t wait until he gets home.
by Bddaddy July 13, 2023
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trout head

by Bawblawblawlawbawm December 15, 2016
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National give your bf head at 10:20 day

Hey today’s is the day national give your bf head at 10:20 day
by sexynigga23 October 7, 2025
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Kissing the butterflies head

Tightly holding the fanny flaps apart lick the Clitoris.
I made her come by kissing the butterflies head
by Naughty Chalky September 29, 2020
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sputnik head

Someone with a massive head. Named after the first satellite in space due to the fact it l, too, was both massive and spherical.
"Hey dude, I saw Jake todya"
"Who, Jake Sputnik head?"
"Who's Jake Sputnik head?"
"The one with the large, spherical head."
by TheSoupNazi89 October 7, 2021
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