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march 3rd

BE YOU STUPID CRACKHEAD SELF CAUSE NOBODY CARES AT THIS POINT!
omg she is such a march 3rd!!!
by bts rocks November 2, 2019
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March 24

a day where you go to sams club and poop in a diaper and let it fall and stain the floor
*at sams club*
Bailey: ew what is coming out of your diaper!
Lacey: it’s march 24th, poop duh
Bailey:oh yeahhhhh!
by Rock Fish November 6, 2019
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Marching Band

Life. You meet your bestest friends here and the whole band becomes your second family. Marching band is spent as work and play. You learn how to read drill charts, how to march CORRECTLY and IN TIME, and how to make non-band members be jealous of you. That's the work.

Band is also a lot of fun. The opinions of non-band members don't matter. Your fellow bandmates are the closest ones to you. You tell "one time at band camp" jokes, tell stories about when so and so screwed up, and just overall enjoy your time with your second family, the ones you love.

We work harder than the football team, we get more respect than the football team, and we practice longer than the football team. We are the only reason people come to the games. Don't listen to people who say band is weird. THEY ARE WRONG. BAND= LIFE. :D
(In a restaurant, two friends, one in band, one is not, are eating lunch.)

Dawn: I'm so excited to go to the football game tomorrow!
Jamie: Why? Our football team sucks! We're in last place too.
Dawn: Two words. Marching band.
by JT041196 August 5, 2011
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March 23

National suck your bestfriends neighbors dick day!
by yoimboredlol October 13, 2019
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March 2nd

Get me out of here” day
Me: Dude did you know thatget me out of here” day is next week?!
You: Do you mean March 2nd?
Me: Duh
by Duh_itz_blah November 10, 2019
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Dark March

when you shit on a chicks feet and she walks on your chest humming the imperial march tune from star wars
Last night my girlfriend decided to give me the dark march
by Lenny15Prez December 11, 2008
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March 2nd

On March 2nd YOU have to hold ur crush’s hand. This day is amazing for single people who want to hold someone’s hand!
Person 1:hey
Person 2:hi
Person 1: It is march 2nd
Person 2: I get to hold my crush’s hand!
by Maybe_a_tiktoker February 28, 2020
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