Jonathan

The greatest sister diddler known to man. If you have a sister Jonathan will find her and bed her.

You see Jonathan going out with Aaron sister now.

Another one? Ain’t he with Alejandro sister last week?

by GrandTemplarVigilant January 13, 2025

Jonathan

Best person to be around he is very loyal and funny he is handsome but doesn’t know it he deserves a lot a love and belongs with a Marilyn mostly a Marilyn Zamora who was born on may 16 2012 and Jonathan’s are amazing at love but when they break up it feels like the world has ended and like the Marilyn’s life is ruined by hurt

Imy Jonathan please come back

by Marz_imy March 22, 2025

Jonathan

A guy thats very patient, has a girlfriend named linda and is a bisexual icon, normally mexican and his best friend is probably name Gilberto

I wish I was Jonathan

by bitchugay January 19, 2023

Jonathan Lipschutz

A very nice and well mannered man that know how to treat women right. A Jonathan Lipschutz knows how to be a true gentleman in every situation

Girl 1: he came shopping with me, got me matcha and waited for my uber to arrive.

Girl 2: he is a true Jonathan Lipschutz!

by Maartjepardje July 13, 2025

Jonathan

Jonathan is man who has a 3 inch cock on hard

Omg girl did you know Jonathan has a small cock.. oooo I know girl his dick so small it’s like an ant oooo girl

by Jonathansmallcock February 9, 2020

Jonathan

THE GOD OF PUBG . FULL TIME TOP FRAGGER

Hey who is the top fragger ? its jonathan like always

Jonathan is scouts father

by d0gemonnnnnn December 20, 2021

Jonathan

Basically Walter White

A cold sociopath who would throw pizza onto rooftops and poison kids with ricin with no empathy

Hi Jonathan
Jonathan replies with silence, smiles awkwardly

by Hellobitches033 November 22, 2021