Jonathan

Jonathan is a cunt
by Bigbootybadongadon November 24, 2021
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hm.. the best person you could possibly meet! he's always so sweet and kind to everyone, even strangers. he's honestly so pure and you're the luckiest person on earth if you know him (even more if he loves you)😩 he has crazy logic that drives you insane sometimes but always tries his best to be a better person -even when you cant tell- deserves all the happiness there is :) ALSO HIGHKEY A MOMMYS BOY and a baby, i love you more than anything
jonathan is REALLY hot and sexy.
by nataliext November 25, 2021
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A Jonathan is an ugly whore who has a crush on anyone named sophie.
Jonathan: Oh my god! Is her name sophie? I’d love to bang her 🤪🤪
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Basically Walter White

A cold sociopath who would throw pizza onto rooftops and poison kids with ricin with no empathy
Hi Jonathan
Jonathan replies with silence, smiles awkwardly
by Hellobitches033 November 22, 2021
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Hella sexy and one of the best people you will meet. Everyone he meets loves his humor and charm. Can get along with jocks skaters and Emos(basically everyone) even with his anxiety and insecurities. Jonathan is one of the best people you will ever meet.
Person 1: Hey isn’t that Your bf Jonathan?
Me: Yea he knows EVERYONE
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The second sexiest male god alive and sexist. He loves Andrew Tate Cookies and likes to beat up women for money and views.
Jonathan is the sexiest male alive after Brendan.
by Jonathan the wife beater November 09, 2022
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Jonathan is that one guy that won't leave your mind.
Ever sense I met Jonathan I always had this feeling about him. And whenever we're together I just feel like the world around me stopped completely. I've never loved someone the way I do to him and is just incredibly surprising how someone I thought I would never be friends with a big part of my life like that.
by theloverandhatergirl November 20, 2023
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