smurf

a MOTHERFUCKIN CIGARETTE

hey man give me a smurf

by thomas oconnor November 1, 2003

smurf

1 (n) Pot, weed

2 (v) To smoke pot.

3 (adj) Pot-like

ie: Hey man, got some smurf?
ie: Smurf-Break!
ie: Dude, that shirt if smurfin' smurfy

by ctrl_alt_me January 27, 2004

smurf

Theyre blue because they never have sex. :^

It must really suck to be a smurf.

by sabas September 1, 2003

smurf

Silly Minded Ugly Retarded fagots.....Little blue people that eat your deodorant while your sleeping....and sometimes touch your tally whacker.

Wheres my deodorant and why am I sticky? Damn you SMURFS!

by philmon July 24, 2007

Smurfing

Ejaculating on a female who is wearing a blue top.....

Guy 1: man, guess what i did last night?

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I Was Smurfing all over your sisters Blue ass fuckaaa...

Guy 2: Shit.....

by Madsiop March 27, 2008

smurf

used in place of the work fuck

smurf you, you smurfing freak

by DI February 23, 2004

smurf

Used as a reference to a player on the blue team in an online Halo match

We're gonna whoop those smurfs' asses1

by ninjasmurf777 June 27, 2010