In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.
by Dumpkin Blow July 7, 2017

On a 5+ table, dropping a dollar underneath baits the unsuspecting fool and one holds him down while everyone farts at once.
On our last guys night out, the newbie got the dutch oven restaurant and gagged on his lunch under the table.
by Chuckie Sue July 23, 2022

The process by which two males perform various sexual acts on each other using anal beads, salad dressings, and family heirlooms, all while being filmed by an out of state woman
Did you hear Petes cousin, Michelle, is in town from Minnesota? I just bought some raspberry vinaigrette, we should totally have an oven grinder tonight.
by Ovengrinderdude March 8, 2017

*(Billy doesn’t catch ball)* “Billy is such a brick oven. He should just die, but he’s cute so never mind. No homo!”
by Chip-skylark June 15, 2018

by team6soupercubes October 19, 2021

A female with a yeast infection
by The dustier oven October 3, 2022

When u cream pie a lady, or a man I guess if ur gay and all. And then fall asleep w the victim under an electric blanket.
Remember that lady from high school Science classMarianna I always wanted to cream pie? Well I'm better than I thought, I dumpster ovened her last night in a Motel 6. I know... Who knew Motel 6 had electric blankets, right???
by Ass plug twister March 22, 2021
