Dropped my oil pan

To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!

"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"

by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016

Ran (or get pan)

Ran (or get pan) is a racist war crime committer, he also hates the French

''Why does Ran (or get pan) hate us French people?''
''Because you guys existed''

by Kenny McCormick.die June 3, 2023

dead pan man

A dead pan man is as dead as tin. Dead meat as a pot on a stove. He never gets it and always forgets the details.

Dead pan man please understand you never follow the rules. Cause if you keep breaking them you won’t have a second chance!

by aromabinger June 10, 2024

Knee in the Piss Pan

When your foot slips into a woman (either vaginaly or analy) until your leg is engulfed completely to the knee joint.

SKÖL Bro: Rich and his sister did the Knee in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: Holy fucking shot balls!!

by TOTEMIR March 15, 2022

Pan without the cake

A Pansexual that has no ass

Damn im such a Pan without the cake

by 404cisnotfound May 13, 2022

playboi pan

A person who never misses always right the funniest most handsome person ever gets all the hoes

Be a playboi pan bro you better then that

by Albert Einstein The IIIIIII February 19, 2021

bus pan buffet

This is the act of eating out of a bus pan or cleared plates from a customers table in a restaurant. In the middle of a 12 hour shift those fries do start to call your name.

You want any of this cheese? It's fresh off the bus pan Buffet they barely touched it.

by Sarcasticseriously July 23, 2017