Pity Fishing

The act of searching for pity or sympathy by making something sound far worse than it really is.

Dave: Hey dude, what's up?

Jim: I got attacked by this massive, vicious dog in the park yesterday... I thought I was going to die...

Dave: OMG! Are you OK?

later...

Dave: Did you hear about Jim? He got attacked by a massive dog!

Fred: He's just pity fishing, I was there. He was barked at by a dog.

by Mousey 66 March 27, 2012

fishing for nickels

1. Playing with your nuts so intently that you can't focus on the task at hand. Usually from a red neck of higher social standing to a subordinate red neck.

"Ey Jimmy, quit fishing for nickels and get me a beer before I beat your ma."

by CobblyWobbly June 8, 2016

Jish the Fish

A nickname friends give to people named Josh. Most of the time the name catches on and is the only name that the Josh uses from that point on. Will sometimes go by only Jish as well.

Hey guys lets go talk to Jish the Fish.
What's up Jish?

by JishTheFish January 12, 2017

Fish Mayonnaise

When a nasty girl with a fishy vag has irregular discharge.

"You need to change your underwear they are covered in fish mayonnaise!"

"Do you need a vagasil wipe for your fish mayonnaise?"

by Bitches ain't shit July 8, 2015

the fishing hole

when the woman's pussy smells like a Japanese fish market, this is referred to as the fishing hole

owain: "yo i sniffed the fishing hole last night it was even worse then a Japanese fish market"

george: "did you use a fishing rod?"

by currymuncher69420 March 12, 2021

The Canadian Fish

"The Canadian fish" which is when a person strips down naked and swims through the snow to get to their destination

"Did you see John? "
"Last I saw him he was doing The Canadian Fish to get to Marks house."

by AurorasGuard March 15, 2023

Sucker Fish

A person devoid of any real talent or skill, who denigrates others in order to gain social status or improve their social position.

Person 1: This guy keeps harassing me
Person 2: Don't mind him, he's just a sucker fish

by LemonySnickets September 25, 2020