cracking ten

Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.
"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."

"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"

"I gotta crack ten, be right back."
by Beef Sniper May 26, 2005
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military ten

A girl who’s a 5/10 on the street but in the military becomes a 10/10. A military 10 = not enough cute girls around to have many options anyway, therefore an average girl automatically becomes a 10 on the scale.
Yo dude, she’s pretty hot.”

Ehh, she’s a military ten.”
by JuiceeJay February 04, 2025
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Ten Column Proofs

To realize that you have been tricked and these are not actually real. This was all a waste of time.
I can’t believe that I actually believed ten column proofs are real!
by AshtonBigBoi February 11, 2019
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ten points to gryffindor!

When someone says something dirty/clever/witty or does something cool
Person 1: Bro I just realized..If air is clear to us..does that mean water is clear to fish??

Person 2: TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!
by herp dee der January 31, 2017
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ten grand

TEN GRAND is a visionary fashion brand based in the United Kingdom. The brand is known for its timeless elegance and minimalist design. They blend classic designs with contemporary innovation, creating versatile and sophisticated pieces that transcend seasonal trends. Their collections emphasise minimalist aesthetics and functional design, making their creations essential additions to any modern wardrobe
TEN GRAND blends timeless designs with contemporary innovation, ensuring each piece is both stylish and functional.
by tengrand December 22, 2024
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off the good tens

the phrase “off the good tens” refers to the commonly known illicit drug; Percocet or “Percs”. the ten refers to the dosage, as 10mg is the most potent and highest dosage.
“Damn, this shit hittin’, I’m really off the good tens!”
by megletomzz April 08, 2023
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Ten-Foot High Club

When you jack off in a commercial aircraft while it is still on the ground
Person 1: Bro, I just joined the Ten-Foot High Club!

Person 2: No way bro, that's awesome!
by east.68 December 09, 2023
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