Squid ink

When you have explosive diarrhea and the water turns completely black.

I ran to the bathroom and loaded the bowl with squid ink after I ate the enchiladas.

by TheJames333 February 11, 2019

squiding

talking to someone then falling asleep while you are doing it

other uses
pulling a squid
to squid

"We were talking last night but then Jack started squiding"

by superSquid08 May 3, 2018

Mermaid Squid

A female who's labia are so long, they can be used to propel her through water along with the sucking in of water through the vagina and squeezing it back out for added propulsive force.

The majestic mermaid squid can be seen speeding backwards through waterways all over the world.

by HE77HOUND September 12, 2019

Squid Ass

A condition of shafting while in the pool.

“Mom, why is that lady surrounded by brown water.” “Oh honey, she just has squid ass.”

by Squirtle Turtle April 2, 2023

Squid Stamp

A new Motorcycle rider, called a Squid, does not tuck in zee shirt and gets a sunburn on zee back.

After the long sunny ride the squid had an awesome squid stamp on zee back.

by The-Yashua November 22, 2022

Squishy Squid

When you press your penis against a window with an audience and urinate at the same time while rubbing it around

Holy shit, Zach is giving us the squishy squid. Ewwww. It’s so small

by Bikenonsense February 10, 2024