Hookered

To get scammed. You think you’re getting one thing and get another. Ol’ switcharoo. Proper fucked.

That dr said my appointment was at 9:15 and he didn’t see me till 11. That asshole hookered me

by Adachaliee April 8, 2021

Hooker Licious

#beautiful
#stunning
#1inamillon

If you can be anything in life, make sure your hooker Licious!!!

by Hook123 May 19, 2018

hooker beater

One who goes to your favorite pow spot and tears it up to nothing

Went for a ride earlier after the fresh snow but some hooker beater got there before me

by I might be that guy March 21, 2025

Hooker

An adept marketer and proponent of the Love Canal.

Generally toxic. You do *not* want to know where that has been.

I tried to elope to Niagara Falls to marry a Hooker. My family disowned me.

"Why are you going to that toxic dump?", they asked. "Nothing good will ever come of this."

by bitchuck May 27, 2025

Hooker flag of union

A retarded ass meme

Levi keeps talking about hooker flag of union he's mentally retarded

by Jewishharley October 13, 2017

cancer hooker

One who sells their body to make-a-wish to help kids with cancer get laid before the die

“Where do you work now?”
“I’m helping the kids! I’m a cancer hooker!”

by Paul Phinebaum June 4, 2021

Sunday Hooker

Someone who is ugly or when you look bad.

Mary: How do I look?
Joe: You look like a sunday hooker.

by burning_bush June 15, 2010