3rd September

People who are born on the 3rd of September seem to be very good looking and has an amazing relationship with the person they are with rn they are so so pretty and caring !!!

Emma: Hey when’s your birthday?

Tina: The 3rd September

Emma: OMG no wonder your so pretty!!

by GENDER BENDER June 1, 2021

27 September

THIS IS THE DAY WHEN YOUR FRIEND GET'S THE BIGGEST SLAP ON THE FACE. PUNISH THE BITCH FOR NOT ANSWERING YOUR PHONE IN 0,00012 SECONDS

It's 27 September you know what that means

by Claraaa September 24, 2021

16th September

It’s the day the most gorgeous, amazing and sexiest people are born, they are the best at everything and they are very outgoing and chill

Bro : Is today 16th September?
Sis : Yes bro it’s the best day of the year

by John ce a - November 22, 2021

9 September

National Adoption Day

“Why you so happy dad”
It’s 9 September I can put you up for adoption”
“Oh”

by Waka paka November 24, 2021

21th september

The best people are born on 21th september.
Btw The best person is @chaerwrong on tiktok:)

Someone:whens your birthday?
Other human: 21th september

Someone: omg the best people are born that day u share the same birthday with the queen @chaerwrong!!

by Chaerwrong January 24, 2022

Suck Yo Self September

If you are worthy you must spend the entirety gaining the mental stability and physical resilience to make your lower torso meet your kissers
(Must be possible by the end)

Guy 1:Suck yo Self September?
Guy 2:yea that’s how I broke my back

by Buddha’s left nipple November 7, 2018

Slip it in september

Slip ur dick in an ass no consequences for whole month of september

Cant wait till slip it in september yungwan over there has an unreal arse

by SlipItinMeShelly October 8, 2019