Jon Seccombe

A man who has saved everyone from the depths of despair. He serenades you as you sleep, and smiles while you wake. God has gifted this man to us. Let us bow our heads in prayer.

Man, Jon Seccombe saved me from sin.

by Greg Heffley the real one March 8, 2022

Jon Groller

Jon Groller is a generic science teacher

Person 1:OMG LOOK, ITS JON GROLLER
Person 2: cool I guess

by DirpDiamond May 10, 2023

Jon Capz

a boy who thinks he’s a big tough man and has lots of tattoos. has a beard that he thinks is the most amazing thing in the world. laughs like spongebob but is actually a really sweet, loyal guy and is consistent with his behavior

Have you ever met Jon Capz? His beard has gotten so long!

by theladyjanedoe April 15, 2019

The Jon

A religious non coed college in Jerusalem israel, referenced by this name by some members of the ESP program (English speaking program). Very cheap college tuition and high academic level, very difficult courseload depending on the degree and beit midrash learning in the morning.

friend 1: How’s the Jon

Friend 2: they forgot to print out our tests in English and then postponed our test till the next semester and changed the format of test to be different then the past ten exams of previous years without informing us before the exam.

Friend 1: what can I say, it’s The Jon

by Scarredautism May 24, 2024

Jon Grammes

When working conditions have reached maximum absurdity and emails are sent to God and country far and beyond that persons level of employment and purchasing power. When someone sends a hate laced email fuled with discontent and rage to get as many reactions as possible so that even the smallest infractions are looked at with a microscope from that point on.

I'm going to pull a Jon Grammes if they don't get hot fixing this fucked up place.

by NurseBriBri October 27, 2022

Jon

Being a Jon is when your gay friend will blame you for being homophobic. When actually he is just being a dick.

I'm not a homophobe Philip, you're just being a Jon.

by THE SUSHI MASTER October 29, 2019

Jon Stewart

Hottest Man in America

Jon Stewart on Kilmar Abrego Garcia on The Daily Show: "Can I honestly tell you? Like, this isn't even really...the thing that's...like, they're fucking enjoying this, like the two of them: our president, their president, "I can't do it. I guess we'll just have to let him rot in fucking prison, even though he didn't deserve to be there." I know you guys don't care about this guy–I'm talking about these two–" {Donald Trump (USA) and Nayib Bukele (SLV)} "–but somebody else cares about this person, and you just randomly, with no evidence that you'll show anybody, call him a terrorist."

by 7568ino April 20, 2025