jon

the guy who turns off your computer because he wants to. entitled man whos 40% gay.

"hey youre annoying"
"i know its because im a jon"

by skskskskssksksksks May 13, 2019

Jon as

A gay guy from Tiro

Jon as is gay

by kangaa1 November 9, 2017

Jon

A semen and maple stripe slurry added to Michigan pancakes.

Alice: whip up some Jon for my pancakes.
Bob: okay, gimme a minute…

by LoveEveryWomanISee January 17, 2024

Jon Snow Hug

When you kiss/hug your girlfriend/aunty and commit treason (by stabbing)

Gods, I hope Carl won’t subvert expectations by greeting me with a Jon Snow Hug

by see pounce is azor ahai May 22, 2019

Jon

A guy who who says he will go to gay bars and do karaoke with his friends but never does it.

“So we thought that Friday night was gonna happen but he Jonned”

by Frosty75 February 15, 2019

big daddy jon

big daddy jon is a big badass that can call you baby boi when you pass him in the hall or at a Raider meet

big daddy jon helped me get over that 12 foot wall in december

by Baby Boi Brendan February 24, 2022

Jon

Something ( usually a joke ) that is found to be irrelevant and unfunny.

That was a very jon joke.
Kofi's dad jokes are jon.

by anonymous.123.90 February 15, 2022