A dirty smeady is a short,dirty and perverted jesus look alike that will fuck anything that has a hole. But in the absence of a hole, will hang his shit out at randomn and start wacking it for no reason at all, other than he is a dirty smeady. He also will fart and shit whenever he feels the urge and wake total strangers up three houses away.
Damn, did you see that? That dirty smeady just jerked off on that row of monitors.
Damn what just died in here? Damn DIRTY SMEADY!!!
Damn what just died in here? Damn DIRTY SMEADY!!!
by Weako April 09, 2003
Another term for Breasts from the movie Carry.
or
Pillows that have to much seamen on them after mass amounts of sex.
or
Pillows that have to much seamen on them after mass amounts of sex.
by Brian waddoms July 06, 2006
by Liquid fart January 02, 2018
by Sweet Brown bitch April 21, 2013
Telling a guy you’re a squiter but when you really know it’s pee! Then you Ride his face and pee in his mouth.
by Tyrion is a daddy June 26, 2019
When a naked drunken person sits on a platter of chicken and it rides up their ass crack.
see also: ass chicken
see also: ass chicken
by Moneylove December 11, 2007
1: When the sitting apparatus (sometimes in a bus) get filthy and covered in splooge and the creamofsomeyoungguy as two people fuck like dirty little bitch felchers on them.
2: A pair of tits
2: A pair of tits
1: Man, I meat some mad bus cunt the other day and we fucked like dirty little bitch felchers and made mad dirty seats.
2: Nice, what did the girl look like?
1: It was your mum you sick little cunt-features.
2: Nice, what did the girl look like?
1: It was your mum you sick little cunt-features.
by Pimp-Master J May 12, 2006