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Getting gooned

Getting gooned: To be legally “kidnapped” by 2 or more men/women (goons) working for a company your parent/guardian hired to take you to various forms of treatment centers (torture facilities).
1: “Hey, did you see the new kid? Looks like he got his shit rocked! Tough little son of a bitch
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”
by Fuckmormoms November 17, 2023
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Get Oofed

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

...
Guy 1: Hey, do you want to beat off to Mia Khalifa?
Guy 2: Ya sure, found new stuff?
Guy 1: Yes YAAS, check this out
Guy 1: Proceeds to show Lyrics of Rickroll Get Oofed
by WhyDoIExistIfWeAreGonnaDie December 27, 2020
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Dimes will get you dollars

Glib way of saying "There is a high probability that..." It doesn't make too much sense if you think about the way gambling odds work, but I didn't create it; I just report it.
Dimes will get you dollars that his car will break down before he gets there.

Dimes will get you dollars that she doesn't really want to change jobs.
by Al Benedict June 30, 2021
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Get on elden

WHEN YOUR FUCKING DUMBASS FRIEND WONT FUCKING GET ON ELDEN RING AND YOU WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM BUT YOU CANT.
by Avri June 24, 2022
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trying to get cake

trying to get cake is a phrase used for the mandem who's trappin with the mandem then goes home and eats up the cake of his gyal pum
see that don joe he's a real trapper with us boys but when that don gets home hes trying to get cake which means he's getting bare action n that

Trying to get cake is also a song by recky rate the ting
by Harlem0 April 18, 2018
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get the crate

means just do it no matter the consequences.
derived from the game worms where crates may have weapons or may be booby trapped.
steve:shud i ask out carla?
max: yeh fo sho
steve: what if she says no?
max: just get the crate steve
by Maximouse bradley October 10, 2008
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