An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"
Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."
by Take 2 June 5, 2014

by their our know rules May 10, 2022

“This,” Neil flicked his finger to indicate the two of them, “isn’t worthless.”
“There is no ‘this’. This is nothing.”
“And I am nothing,” Neil prompted. When Andrew gestured confirmation, Neil said, “And as you’ve always said, you want nothing.”
“There is no ‘this’. This is nothing.”
“And I am nothing,” Neil prompted. When Andrew gestured confirmation, Neil said, “And as you’ve always said, you want nothing.”
by SALTSONU May 21, 2021

Nothing means "Something that is not there"
But still being SOMETHING even tho it's the NON-EXISTENCE of that "something" -
Think it this way. No - thing = the word has two words, no and thing
which means that is a "nothing thing" like air, we can't see it, nor touch it, because it as itself
is touching US all the time.. It's hard to explain since it sounds like the speaker is trying to avoid that thing by saying noTHING the word itself says it..
Otherwise we'd say "Yesthing" to say that there IS something that also exists...
If nothing actually existed we'd be everything on our own still being nothing
Even tho we can live, just because we live doesn't mean we're alive.
Think about it.
Basically, --when we say nothing-- (when we don't say anything)
we're actually saying something.. you know what is it?
Yes, you guessed it, nothing.
But still being SOMETHING even tho it's the NON-EXISTENCE of that "something" -
Think it this way. No - thing = the word has two words, no and thing
which means that is a "nothing thing" like air, we can't see it, nor touch it, because it as itself
is touching US all the time.. It's hard to explain since it sounds like the speaker is trying to avoid that thing by saying noTHING the word itself says it..
Otherwise we'd say "Yesthing" to say that there IS something that also exists...
If nothing actually existed we'd be everything on our own still being nothing
Even tho we can live, just because we live doesn't mean we're alive.
Think about it.
Basically, --when we say nothing-- (when we don't say anything)
we're actually saying something.. you know what is it?
Yes, you guessed it, nothing.
Wrong way: Nah dude I don't like anything/nothing .
Correct way: Nah dude I LIKE nothing.
Be yourself.
Correct way: Nah dude I LIKE nothing.
Be yourself.
by F L U M E March 2, 2017

Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
by SmoggyLeaf November 29, 2023

by SomeOne August 27, 2003

by Coco gamingart May 23, 2019
