Hooker

An adept marketer and proponent of the Love Canal.

Generally toxic. You do *not* want to know where that has been.

I tried to elope to Niagara Falls to marry a Hooker. My family disowned me.

"Why are you going to that toxic dump?", they asked. "Nothing good will ever come of this."

by bitchuck May 27, 2025

hooker beater

One who goes to your favorite pow spot and tears it up to nothing

Went for a ride earlier after the fresh snow but some hooker beater got there before me

by I might be that guy March 21, 2025

Hooker Licious

#beautiful
#stunning
#1inamillon

If you can be anything in life, make sure your hooker Licious!!!

by Hook123 May 19, 2018

Hooker Foot

1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings

2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear

3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain

1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot

2) I have hooker foot from those new heels

3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate

by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013

Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014

Hookered

To get scammed. You think you’re getting one thing and get another. Ol’ switcharoo. Proper fucked.

That dr said my appointment was at 9:15 and he didn’t see me till 11. That asshole hookered me

by Adachaliee April 8, 2021

Cruked Hooker

A chick who starts to get all hot and heavy with a guy but than has a change of heart and doesn't follow through with getting the guy off, even after, but not necessarily, he has gotten her off.

I was having a great time with the chick last night but when I got her home she turned out to be a total cruked hooker.

by The Bruns August 6, 2008