When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
Get the Flaccid Unicornmug. Dog groomers use this term to describe a poodle crossbreed with a fancy name such as a goldendoodle or labradoodle that is being brushed properly by the dog owner.
It is extremely common for these dog's fur to be completed matted due to the lack of daily brushing that the groomers are forced to shave the fur off.
Owners of this dogs usually lie about brushing their dogs everyday and get extremely anger when the dog is shaved losing it's dirty mop look.
It is extremely common for these dog's fur to be completed matted due to the lack of daily brushing that the groomers are forced to shave the fur off.
Owners of this dogs usually lie about brushing their dogs everyday and get extremely anger when the dog is shaved losing it's dirty mop look.
OMG! I got an unicorn doodle today! The owner is not going to get mad at me for shaving the dog because there is no need to!
by Groomer12345 January 1, 2020
Get the unicorn doodlemug. by 73JT August 12, 2022
Get the Unicorn Pissmug. When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
Get the Flaccid Unicornmug. by Glimi December 24, 2008
Get the unicorn boobiesmug. 1. Unicorn excrement.
2. Ice cream with Nerds™ (or some other epic tangy candy) sprinkled on top. The most accurate use of the word occurs if the ice cream is also rainbow sherbet in addition to the candy.
2. Ice cream with Nerds™ (or some other epic tangy candy) sprinkled on top. The most accurate use of the word occurs if the ice cream is also rainbow sherbet in addition to the candy.
by Sethy Seth December 22, 2010
Get the Unicorn Poomug. by Screechy Witch August 3, 2017
Get the Unicorn Huntingmug.