smart ass

…one that could sit on a pail of ice cream and tell you what flavor it is….

“never would have tried that ice cream if that “smart ass” hadn’t told us about it at the Lactose Conference last week.

by Pescado77 January 6, 2026

TSP- The smart people

Some retards on a discord server I honestly don’t like.

I hate TSP- The smart people That fucking group is annoying

by The Smart People April 29, 2019

Ergo me smart

An argument given not to make a point but to prove the intelligence of the person making it.

You: "I feel strongly about 'topic' and here is why."
Some guy on the internet: "That may be the case but did you know caring about things is for idiots? Ergo me smart."

by Candleends March 29, 2019

Me-so-smart

NOUN:
An individual who, even though lacking in expertise, will flaunt their superior knowledge to others at random times in order to either appear more intelligent, out-smart others around them to make themselves feel more intelligent, or try to 1-up you to keep themselves from looking less intelligent.

VERB:
The act of displaying ones intelligence through unsolicited demonstrations.

ADJECTIVE:

A word used to describe responses or behaviors given by those who are trying to appear more intelligent.

NOUN:
"Johnny's being a me-so-smart again! He keeps randomly throwing random Spanish phrases into his sentences to make it seem like he knows Spanish."

VERB:
"I'm trying to fix this guy's computer, but he keeps pulling a me-so-smart and taking over before I get a chance to do anything!"

ADJECTIVE:
"Did you really just lecture an expert salesmen about the importance of good eye-contact? That was a real me-so-smart move man..."

by Michael_Morre April 2, 2020

Am I smart?

The fact that you are searching “Am I smart?” That’s not very smart so no.

“Mom, am I smart?”
“Search it in the urban dictionary

by Someone smart unlike someone September 6, 2020

Am I smart

The fact that you are searching “am I smart” is not very smart
So.......no.

“Mom, am I smart?”
“Search it in the urban dictionary”

by Someone smart unlike someone September 6, 2020

You a smart

If you are a smart

In might get a job but I'm nervous

"You a Smart"-SteakHouseAngus

by Nothingherern September 23, 2020