James Gonson (a totally made-up name) was in I.T. class when boredom hit so hard that he typed every letter in order from left to right, top to bottom, just to pass the time.
James Gonson: I'm bored. All the games and shit are blocked. *types in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm because he is so bored that he will cry to sleep.*
Teacher (Ms. Rackinson): WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE COMPUTER?
James Gonson: I'm bored, all the games are blocked, and (almost) everything I type, it's always blocked. (NO EXAGGERATION. JAMES IS SPEAKING FACTS).
Teacher (Ms. Rackinson): Well, it's not my fault that all the crap stuff is blocked on the school computer. How about do some paperwork instead?
James Gonson: (in mind: "I'M SO FUCKING BORED RIGHT NOW. I WAS VERY HAPPY TO GET ON THE COMPUTER, BUT IT WAS FLAWED BECAUSE THAT PRINCIPAL BLOCKED ALL GAMES AND WEBSITES AND SHIT. I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW...")
Teacher (Ms. Rackinson): WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE COMPUTER?
James Gonson: I'm bored, all the games are blocked, and (almost) everything I type, it's always blocked. (NO EXAGGERATION. JAMES IS SPEAKING FACTS).
Teacher (Ms. Rackinson): Well, it's not my fault that all the crap stuff is blocked on the school computer. How about do some paperwork instead?
James Gonson: (in mind: "I'M SO FUCKING BORED RIGHT NOW. I WAS VERY HAPPY TO GET ON THE COMPUTER, BUT IT WAS FLAWED BECAUSE THAT PRINCIPAL BLOCKED ALL GAMES AND WEBSITES AND SHIT. I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW...")
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