Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.

Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!

by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020

butter spitter

A fat person who chews the butter from the outside of popcorn and spits it out.

I hate going to the cinema sometimes, it's filled with butter spitters

by Expert in the field of ladies October 29, 2018

Cajun Spitter

When you are snuffing some Copenhagen and hitting your girl from behind, you spread those sweet cheeks and drop her in some fresh snuff.

I gave Brent S.'s mom Betsy a Cajun Spitter on the bus to the football game.

by bbcarolan July 13, 2022

Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.

Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?

You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.

by Dan Das Welt Man September 23, 2020

Lavender Spitter

A person that sleeps all of the time.

Look at that lavender spitter, he’s sleeping again.

by Bigsexygreek22 November 16, 2021

Mississippi Fire Spitter

When a male and male, or male and female have sex in an extremely hot climate or room and the penis and testicles become hot and act like an oven on the mans genitals warming up his semen until he ejaculates a steaming hot pile of ejaculate on to the partners face like a flamethrower. This has resulted in 2nd degree burns for some unfortunate users

Me and Yessica fucked on the hottest day of the year in our tiny bedroom while we were on holiday in Bangkok and It was so hot I accidentally gave her a Mississippi fire spitter.

by thelightlysqueezeorange July 23, 2016

Kentucky Spitter

When a girl is dipping tobacco and takes a load from a guy then proceeds to spit into a can.

Jessica had her first Kentucky spitter last night and spit it into my Mountain Dew can.

by COOCHIE BABY April 28, 2019