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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?

You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
by Dan Das Welt Man September 23, 2020
mugGet the Biscuit Spittersmug.

butter spitter

A fat person who chews the butter from the outside of popcorn and spits it out.
I hate going to the cinema sometimes, it's filled with butter spitters
by Expert in the field of ladies October 29, 2018
mugGet the butter spittermug.

Cajun Spitter

When you are snuffing some Copenhagen and hitting your girl from behind, you spread those sweet cheeks and drop her in some fresh snuff.
I gave Brent S.'s mom Betsy a Cajun Spitter on the bus to the football game.
by bbcarolan July 13, 2022
mugGet the Cajun Spittermug.

spitter

someone who spits in a disgusting amount or a disgusting side of space Twitter.
"Johnny is such a spitter"
"I'm part of Spitter and I'm a toxic little bitch"
by sergeeserg July 22, 2022
mugGet the spittermug.

Spitter

A word used to describe the action of getting small particles of foreign objects out of your mouth
I got some flakes of tobacco in my mouth and had to spitter it out
by Dicksuctionary April 2, 2021
mugGet the Spittermug.

Turd spitter

"Dude, did you see the turd spitter on that red head that walked by? I'd like to explore that cave with my gut shovel!"
by Third_leg_nog January 27, 2018
mugGet the Turd spittermug.

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