noot and scoot

An act typically carried out by a true savage where one ejaculates in or on a female and leaves within sixty seconds without even a courteous farewell. The female is never contacted again and is caught off guard as they were expecting a relationship.

Friend 1: "Yo I heard you hit Bridgette with a noot and scoot."

Friend 2: "Yeah man, I peaced outta there real quick after cumming on her face."

Friend 3: "savage moves only"

by Savage6969696969 January 20, 2017

poot and scoot

To fart and then run at first smell

Man I completely executed the perfect poot and scoot.

by Sir Thomas Allen March 28, 2009

pit scoot

a noob term for a pit bike.

Noob: Hey fellas! Wanna ride some pit scoots on this glorious day?

Pro: *facepalm*

by Mr. Robuhskooskee April 11, 2009

to shoot and scoot

a) to quickly install your missile/anti-aircraft/anti-tank launchers, fire into enemy territory, and then, just as quickly, remove your rocket launcher, way before the enemy has a chance to retaliate.

b) to shoot your load inside your girlfriend and then suddenly dump her when you find out she is carrying a bun in the oven, simply not pay child support.

c) get your mistress pregnant, then dump her, but still pay child support, and continue living with your wife

if you are going to shoot and scoot, do not underestimate your opponent, especially definition b), when your girlfriend can actually take you to court for child support or simply do you what Lorenna Bobbit did to her husband

by Sexydimma November 23, 2014

Pedal Scoot

A interesting piece of machinery that is often referred to as a bicycle.

pedal scoot is a bicycle

by theotis jefferys August 1, 2009

scoot the boot

Primarily southern slang. Leave quickly, get the hell outta here, like scooting a boot across the floor, if you will.

"I'm gonna scoot the boot before your girlfriend comes home & catches us"

by banana_slings February 23, 2008

toot & scoot

This is the act of passing gas in public and quickly walking away so you don't get blamed for the offense.

"Hey man- I had burritos for lunch and had to pull a toot & scoot at the grocery store."

by habbie May 12, 2009