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Roady

A person who is a lowlife scumbag thief. A person who makes excuses for stealing as if it’s acceptable.
Oh, we know that guy! He’s a roady if I’ve ever known one.
by Andsoitbegins May 6, 2024
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hipster roadie

Someone who rides a road bike wearing board shorts and flip flops.
Oh look, Jamie thinks he’s hipster roadie. If only he hadn’t admitted to owning the road bike in the first place. He’s no longer a pure MTBr.
by EGS007 January 29, 2023
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Texas Roady

When you receive roadhead driving to a Texas Roadhouse in Texas from a girl from Texas.
Robert: Yo Jacob how was Texas Roadhouse?
Jacob: It was great. Shannon gave me that Texas Roady!
Robert: Hell yeah!
by TheMenace69 January 28, 2022
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Roadie

A person, usually a christian chick who is absolutly obssesed with Road cycling to the point that they don't know that other types of biking such as Mountain biking, BMX, or Track even exist.
Bella L.: Hey Av33! i just smashed my KOMs going down the alpine swiss pass, West with SAFA brian!!
Av33: thats cool in all, but i am a mountain biker.
Bella L.: what is mountain biking? Is that even a thing? Is it like riding road bikes, but in the mountain?
Av33: you don't know what mountain biking is? Its a hardcore sport that makes you go over roots, smash trails, and jumps.
Bella L.: Yeah yeah, i wanna see what thats abt. Sounds cool. So can I use my Scott Addict RC Pro?
Av33: No. you would need to invest in a mountain bike. A good recommendation for you is the Trek Slash or Trek Session if you love speed.
Bella L.: uh i already have 16 road bikes idk if i can fit another mtb, plus why do they have tiny chainrings and why do you need such a huge casette. My 11-25 cassette and 53/39 chainrings can tackle the steepest of climbs.
Av33: okay.. come join me ig. But I'm warning you, bella that's dangerous to use a road bike on the mountain.
Bella L.: lets do this, ig.
*After the ride*
Av33: Told you your road bike won't work on the mountain. We didn't even ride for 5 minutes before you had 2 flat tires.
Bella L.: eh, i'll pass not interested in mountain biking, sorry.
Av33: That's fine. I have met many roadies like you before.
by Knmagor August 21, 2023
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Avenue Roadie

A male receiving a blow job or hand job while he is running down a crowded street.
A.K.A. Mobile Blow Jobs
My girlfriend gave me a great avenue roadie on my jog through the park.

I saw Paris Hilton giving Johnny Depp an avenue roadie. She is such a slut.
by SnitchSnatchPatty'sAss December 11, 2011
mugGet the Avenue Roadiemug.

Roadie Run

Packing a 6 of beers and driving to the beach
- Hey Barrsy, you up for a roadie run?

- Yea good idea C-Bomb, I'll grab a 6 and the towels!
by 100%true March 25, 2017
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Roadie

A road trip that involves the boys.
Dev - “Aye Jaxon we boutta go to Nebraska this weekend.”
Jax - “What so like we bumpin a roadie this weekend?”
Dev - “fuck yeah, call the boys.”
by J Gab September 12, 2020
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