orchard rhino

When you ram head first into the puss with an apple on your mouth. Lodging the apple up a girls vagina.
Dude I gave that bitxh Martha an orchard rhino last night. Now she needs to keep it up there so she can make an apple pussy pie.
by orangeglazeelf1234 December 10, 2015
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orchard rhino

An orchard rhino is an idiot who is totally out of place and generally retarded.
This kid is trying to find soup at a hardware store. What an orchard rhino!
by buttermybuttandcallmeabiscuit December 23, 2015
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Orchard

A hairy man who spends to long on the toilet and loves dogs a bit too much and has George Michael and a bit camp
Orchard (Gay) likes men

(Define).

(Camp)

(Pedo)
by Official News April 08, 2017
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The absolute best indie folk band in the town of st. louis MO. and thats legit.
"i subconciously killed myself when i paused old jim and the mountain orchard band.
by Old Jimbob2 October 12, 2010
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orchard wanker

A person that just HAS TO HAVE ALL their tech products branded apple
Johnny is such an orchard wanker
by Icedevimon November 27, 2021
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orchard wanker

A person that HAS TO HAVE all their tech products branded Apple
Johnny is such an orchard wanker
by Icedevimon November 27, 2021
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Angry Orchard

Piss from a horse that drank cider
Angry Orchard tastes more like piss than cider
by Username 1552 December 19, 2020
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