Angry Orchard

Piss from a horse that drank cider

Angry Orchard tastes more like piss than cider

by Username 1552 December 18, 2020

Bone Orchard

The act of taking someone to the bone orchard. A euphemism for wanting to have sex with someone.

"Dude, I took her to the bone orchard yesterday"
As referenced on The Big O and Dukes Show. Now playing as a Podcast on at iTunes under the same name. Or at bigoanddukes.com check it out.

by umhumgum August 29, 2016

Orchard Breath

The aroma of vomit on one's breath after spewing, notably in an orchard.

"Man, I'm about to go gippin' in the pippins - I'll have orchard breath later"

by Ian's Arrow March 12, 2009

Bone Orchard

The act of taking someone to the bone orchard. A euphemism for wanting to have sex with someone.

"Dude, I took her to the bone orchard yesterday"
As referenced on The Big O and Dukes Show. Now playing as a Podcast on at iTunes under the same name. Or at bigoanddukes.com check it out.

by umhumgum August 29, 2016

Sea orchard

Synonymous for sea urchin when used by a drunk girl

Her: There's sea orchards in the ocean
Me: huh?

by Drill88 July 1, 2018

Old Jim And The Mountain Orchard Band

The absolute best indie folk band in the town of st. louis MO. and thats legit.

"i subconciously killed myself when i paused old jim and the mountain orchard band.

by Old Jimbob2 October 14, 2010

Bone Orchard

The act of taking someone to the bone orchard. A euphemism for wanting to have sex with someone.

"Dude, I took her to the bone orchard yesterday"
As referenced on The Big O and Dukes Show. Now playing as a Podcast on at iTunes under the same name. Or at bigoanddukes.com check it out.

by umhumgum August 29, 2016