When you ram head first into the puss with an apple on your mouth. Lodging the apple up a girls vagina.
Dude I gave that bitxh Martha an orchard rhino last night. Now she needs to keep it up there so she can make an apple pussy pie.
by orangeglazeelf1234 December 10, 2015
by buttermybuttandcallmeabiscuit December 23, 2015
A hairy man who spends to long on the toilet and loves dogs a bit too much and has George Michael and a bit camp
by Official News April 08, 2017
by Old Jimbob2 October 12, 2010
Johnny is such an orchard wanker
by Icedevimon November 27, 2021
Johnny is such an orchard wanker
by Icedevimon November 27, 2021
by Username 1552 December 19, 2020