Testicle Oath

The highest from of promise a man can make. If a man breaks a testicle oath, another person is allowed to punch him as hard as they can in the testicles. Testicle oaths must be used with caution, but they are a sure-fire way to know if another man is telling the truth.

Patrick : "Hey man did you eat my underwear?"
Josh : "No way of course I didn't."
Patrick : "Testicle Oath?"
Josh : "Testicle Oath."

by Chac Culling March 23, 2023

oath-tacking

The act of strategically evading, distorting, or sidestepping a sworn oath—especially by public officials—often through legal gymnastics, political maneuvering, or rhetorical misdirection. Unlike oath-taking, which implies duty and honor, oath-tacking is about pretending to uphold principles while undermining them for personal or ideological gain.

The senator stood under a flag, swore allegiance to the Constitution, then spent the next hour oath-tacking his way through a cover-up.

by Randy Steel March 28, 2025