The bestest boy.
He is the perfect person to marry.
He will dick you down good and har— I mean romantically, make out with you 24/7, he’ll let u touch his juicy abdominal area, and he’ll do anything you want him to do that isn’t weird.
He will take you out to dates every night and really likes adorable animals so you should adopt and raise one together :)
His favourite colours are blue, red, purple and pink, and he likes being called daddy.
If he ever talks about something he really likes he can go on for hours so let him be his little cute excited self ><
He will get his moneys up so he can give you everything you desire.
Ps: he is so unfathomably handsome
Pss: he likes hugs and cuddles
Psss: he’s a pilot
Pssss: if the plane ever crashes it is not his fault and he will use his big muscles to save your life :D
He is the perfect person to marry.
He will dick you down good and har— I mean romantically, make out with you 24/7, he’ll let u touch his juicy abdominal area, and he’ll do anything you want him to do that isn’t weird.
He will take you out to dates every night and really likes adorable animals so you should adopt and raise one together :)
His favourite colours are blue, red, purple and pink, and he likes being called daddy.
If he ever talks about something he really likes he can go on for hours so let him be his little cute excited self ><
He will get his moneys up so he can give you everything you desire.
Ps: he is so unfathomably handsome
Pss: he likes hugs and cuddles
Psss: he’s a pilot
Pssss: if the plane ever crashes it is not his fault and he will use his big muscles to save your life :D
I love Jarrod
by JJ’s best fren July 04, 2023
by VultureDT September 25, 2020
Loves guys inside of him, usually found driving a hair dressers car. Has big forehead. always mistaken for a gay guy .
by coony November 01, 2021
annoying, loves rohit, pretty sure he tastes like mango, has no friends, sits in seats that people are gonna sit in, eats his own cum, does no friends, dosnt know his place, depressed, autistic cunt, swirly hair at the back of his head, thinks he has friends, texts his Ex who never loved him and hes upset about it through facebook.
by Fhnfyjrdfnntn March 05, 2019
Jarrod is a man so sexy, handsome, beautiful and goodlooking that the mere sight of him in public causes both men and women to spontaneously orgasm and drop to there knees
by Jarrods admirer November 23, 2021
by The Kid you don’t know November 25, 2018