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Forklift Driver

King of the warehouse. Sits there all day and cracks the whip on fellow coworkers. Much like rulers of ancient Egypt he is a god and not to be disobeyed. You dislike his arrogance but need him to move heavy objects at the same time. Call your forklift driver. Work smarter not harder.
Oh Johnny we better get back to work here comes Damon our forklift driver and hes in charge today.

Hey forklift driver can you come move this heavy pallet for me I am weak af and have a fragile body.

Janey: OMG forklift driver your my hero!!!!
Damon: Oh yeah I got balls of steel on this forklift. May I have your number Janey.
by Da Bomb Diggity CG March 26, 2024
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Forklift

A sex position where a guy inserts their penis into the girl while in doggystyle, but then places his hands under her and gropes her boobs. He then slowly starts to stand up, carrying the girl like a forklift.
"Why did I hear you making machine noises upstairs last night?"
"Oh, me and my girlfriend decided to try the forklift position"
by SamSwinson September 18, 2019
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Forklift

When you put a fist in the vagina and the anus at the same time and raise her up.
Hey I forklifted Becky last night and she squealed like a pig!
by Dirtybird716 December 31, 2018
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forklift

dannys girlfriend... a literal forklift
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