National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day

October 6

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

by Thatssmattmubch October 04, 2023

Hump your bitch day

Hump your bitch on dec 29th .

* humps Lisa*

Lisa: wtf why would you do that

Derek: Bc it’s hump your bitch day !

by Nola❤️🥲 December 29, 2020

Hug a bitch day

On April 25th you need to hug a bitch. or just someone you wanna hug

girl: hug me

guy: no, why
girl: it’s national hug a bitch day

guy: oh okay

by tu mamá 😡🥵😥🤭🤭🥵🤩😟 April 24, 2022

national dumb bitch day

the day to celebrate the one dumb bitch that we all hate, on his/her/their special day

“hey stacy congrats!”
“for what!”
“it’s national dumb bitch day! we’re celebrating you!”

by katie.batie August 13, 2024

national dumb bitch day

a day to celebrate that one dumb bitch we all know and hate. a day to celebrate them!

“stacy we’re here to celebrate you!”
“why?”
“it’s national dumb bitch day!”

by katie.batie August 13, 2024

Blindside Bitches Day

Blindside Bitches Day is a day where you hit your bitch while you are out of their sight (for example, you hit them from behind). Blindside Bitches Day occurs on December 27th.

Dude 1: "Yo its Blindside Bitches Day lemme beat that bitch!"
Dude 2: "Ok"

Dude 3: "Bro you just pushed her of a cliff."
Dude 1: "Thats Blindside Bitches Day for you!"

by Gromit_Mug December 21, 2022

National Little Bitch Day

May 1st - The national day for taking time to celebrate your friends who are little bitches.

Hey Jordan, what did you do for National Little Bitch Day last week?

by realmikehoncho May 06, 2022