aardvark

/ˈɑ dvɑ k/

noun

a nocturnal badger-sized burrowing mammal of Africa, with long ears, a tubular snout, and a long extensible tongue, feeding on ants and termites.

No Example Sentence for "aardvark"

by Google Dic. September 25, 2021

Shrimp and aardvark

Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.

Did you see that shrimp and aardvark? They were yapping for like two hours.

by Shrimp954 December 2, 2024

Aardvark

A person with an exceptional ability for tongue related sexual activity.

He’s an aardvark, the way he uses his tongue.

by Llun April 13, 2022

chilled out aardvark

When a mans penis is flaccid, resembling the snout of an Aardvark.

Tony's penis was always a chilled out aardvark after having sex with Emily.

by thisismypseudonym222 November 27, 2015

Aspirated Aardvark

When a male partner climaxes in his partner’s throat and the partner chokes on the ejaculate, proceeding to cough violently, spewing gobs all over the place.

Bro, I didn't mean to give her an Aspirated Aardvark. The BJ was just too good to resist.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

aardvark

a person who is or does something stupid or retarded

If some one told you that 5+3=7 you would say no it equalls 7 you aardvark! (in a retard voice)

or

Someone says something stupid you simply say aardvark! (in a retard voice)

by James Barrett 12 April 29, 2008

aardvark

the first word in the english dictionary

Guy 1: Aye did you know aardvark was the first word in the dictionary?
Guy 2: Oh damn I didn't know that, thats pretty cool.
Guy 2: *puts on speaker* "GUYS DID YOU KNOW AARDVARK WAS THE FIRST WORD IN THE FUCKING DICTIONARY???????"
Guy 3 and others: dam that was cool but you didn't have to say it like that :/
Guy 2: sheesh, sorry.

by cincodemayo4 December 19, 2021