Australian anus aardvark

When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.

Male:.....slithering penis.

Female:Whatchu doing

Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.

by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 9, 2019

aardvark

A silly or credulous person who is prone to mistakes or blunders.

I walked into the wrong bathroom like a total aardvark.

by Delbosco October 14, 2021

Aardvark

A person with an exceptional ability for tongue related sexual activity.

He’s an aardvark, the way he uses his tongue.

by Llun April 13, 2022

Aardvark

A politically correct word for calling someone a retard or retarded.

Why you being such an Aardvark.

by Hardprtaardvark November 9, 2022

aardvark

the first word in the english dictionary

Guy 1: Aye did you know aardvark was the first word in the dictionary?
Guy 2: Oh damn I didn't know that, thats pretty cool.
Guy 2: *puts on speaker* "GUYS DID YOU KNOW AARDVARK WAS THE FIRST WORD IN THE FUCKING DICTIONARY???????"
Guy 3 and others: dam that was cool but you didn't have to say it like that :/
Guy 2: sheesh, sorry.

by cincodemayo4 December 19, 2021

chilled out aardvark

When a mans penis is flaccid, resembling the snout of an Aardvark.

Tony's penis was always a chilled out aardvark after having sex with Emily.

by thisismypseudonym222 November 27, 2015

aardvark

/ˈɑ dvɑ k/

noun

a nocturnal badger-sized burrowing mammal of Africa, with long ears, a tubular snout, and a long extensible tongue, feeding on ants and termites.

No Example Sentence for "aardvark"

by Google Dic. September 25, 2021