Australian anus aardvark

When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.

Male:.....slithering penis.

Female:Whatchu doing

Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.

by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 9, 2019

aardvark

A silly or credulous person who is prone to mistakes or blunders.

I walked into the wrong bathroom like a total aardvark.

by Delbosco October 14, 2021

aardvark

/ˈɑ dvɑ k/

noun

a nocturnal badger-sized burrowing mammal of Africa, with long ears, a tubular snout, and a long extensible tongue, feeding on ants and termites.

No Example Sentence for "aardvark"

by Google Dic. September 25, 2021

Aardvark

A politically correct word for calling someone a retard or retarded.

Why you being such an Aardvark.

by Hardprtaardvark November 9, 2022

aardvark

the first word in the english dictionary

Guy 1: Aye did you know aardvark was the first word in the dictionary?
Guy 2: Oh damn I didn't know that, thats pretty cool.
Guy 2: *puts on speaker* "GUYS DID YOU KNOW AARDVARK WAS THE FIRST WORD IN THE FUCKING DICTIONARY???????"
Guy 3 and others: dam that was cool but you didn't have to say it like that :/
Guy 2: sheesh, sorry.

by cincodemayo4 December 19, 2021

Aardvark

A person with an exceptional ability for tongue related sexual activity.

He’s an aardvark, the way he uses his tongue.

by Llun April 13, 2022

Aardvark

Aardvark is an Afrikaans word. It is an animal name referring to an "earth pig" or "ground pig."

Look at the Aardvark eating that muck in the pasture!

by Clark Public Dictionary November 26, 2020