Turbo Trainer Service

A fictional service used to justify lack of participation in virtual cycling events.

Sorry I cant race tonight because my turbo trainer service.

by c0aster January 24, 2018

sports trainer

Glorified water boy.

Hey sports trainer, Can I get water?

by wordluver27 October 12, 2017

Triple Trainer

An absolute insult you can ever receive.

A deceptive combination of, "We Think We Know", "Yo Momma Gay", and "You're gonna buy this shit anyways (You Fat Fuck)".

Often used by corporate zombie misanthropes who spread depression over intercoms for a living. Ten points if you are capable of explaining why you say the word after you say it, but chances are you got hit by a bus mid sentence, metaphorical or otherwise.

"Can Mr. Faulkner in the Bulbasaur T-Shirt walk down aisle 4 because we called you a triple trainer, please?"

"We know you're lucky for being a triple trainer cause all you did today was play video games and jack off." *INTERCOM STATIC*

by ForbiddenRamen May 27, 2023

National wear trainers to school day

The only day that you can wear trainers to school. September 22

Oi Callum remember, it’s national wear trainers to school day you don’t need your shoes

by Elliot big cock September 23, 2021

Red The Pokemon Trainer

1. A really bad trainer who lost his championship after defeating his rival Blue.

Seriously, he is a stupid person, much like Red the Pokemon Trainer!

by Red The Trainer February 27, 2021

Infamous Trainer

Future #1 poketuber makes amazing content and has good taste in fire types

Person 1:I subscribed to infamous trainer because he’s awesome

Person 2:I know let’s join his awesome discord and make friends with some of the members like the awesome sun studios

by Sun the awesome guy November 19, 2020

Boots to trainers

Working at something for a long time.

I’ve been at my essay like boots to trainers.

by Jon berg 17 March 3, 2024