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st marys catholic school

a school in bishops stortford that is catholic. mr neves is the current head. mr celano was the old head. mr celano is italian ofc. music department is so underfunded i will die. best music teacher is going on maternity leave. we have two flute players and 99% of the school are homophobes. there is a gay teacher there too he is my RE teacher lmao.
i go to st marys catholic school because i am a lesbainnnn~
by gaypanic4lottie October 30, 2022
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St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum
by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022
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Mount St. Mary

A small private school in Okc, Oklahoma. It’s full of pedophiles & and rapists. No wonder why they were on the news for being the sickest school in Okc. The people there think they’re all that and think they’re the best but in reality they’re just a bunch of pathetic kids who think they’ll go somewhere in life. Most of the teachers are even worse. A teacher would put his hands in his pants and another was looking at girls on his computer. Don’t go to this school if you don’t want to get raped or sexually harassed. Oh and their sports actually suck ass compared to other school ur they still think they’re the best.
Stay clear from Mount St. Mary kids!
by joh1234A April 12, 2022
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St Mary's

St Mary's is a school of female
by Greg Heffley the real one March 8, 2022
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