(Scientist): how is it going with the nutting?
(Subject): i dont think its possible to scientific nut that hard, i think we shold give up on the operati-
BANG!!!
(Scientist): Bring in the next subject! The last one could'nt do it
(Subject): i dont think its possible to scientific nut that hard, i think we shold give up on the operati-
BANG!!!
(Scientist): Bring in the next subject! The last one could'nt do it
by PersonWithPHDInSmart February 25, 2019
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Scientific limitationism is a scientific philosophy focused on the limitations of the science, mainly focused on the scientific method, empiricism, positivism, scientism and so on. Scientific limitationism also works together with scientific relativism and is usually advocated by areas such as string theory, multiverses, extraphysics, psionics, scientific spiritualism, deistology and soulism. Scientific limitationism advocates all scientific discoveries and evidences are based on the limitations of science than for being based in an absolute truth and science will overcome those limitations over the time.
"Scientific limitationism might be really useful to understand the limitations of science itself and even increase the evolution of science itself. And it might be really useful to study field like string theory, multiverses, extraphysics, deistology, psionics and so on."
"Scientific limitationism is a good way to fight scientific fanaticism and atheist fanaticism. And it might lead into massive scientific advances if people start trying to superate scientific limitations and start using other scientific methods besides the scientific methods, superate materialism, empiricism, positivism and falsificationism. And even show that religion is not equal to atheism but might be equal to agnosticism and even deism."
"Scientific limitationism is a good way to fight scientific fanaticism and atheist fanaticism. And it might lead into massive scientific advances if people start trying to superate scientific limitations and start using other scientific methods besides the scientific methods, superate materialism, empiricism, positivism and falsificationism. And even show that religion is not equal to atheism but might be equal to agnosticism and even deism."
by Full Monteirism March 13, 2021
The glorified professor’s secretary at university research groups. A position or job title within university research groups often held by a Ph.D. graduate who is not competent enough for real science and instead of being fired, has been assigned tasks of academic purgatory.
by Gaspacho91 August 11, 2020
the fact of being scientifically innocent. the admision of taking a police brbe in court. the distiction between diplomatic decision and scientific facts. real hard evidence. not the expert witness textimony of twelve strangers overhearing 100,000 peoples rumours. scientific fact with concrete satilite evidence.
backed by satellite thermal imaging and magnification into your home since the USA army claims it can "see up your ass" as is observable in the jarhead series, that's being scientifically innocent.
by Cody5050 December 12, 2020
When the chemicals align and the data shows true; the strongest correlated, evidence-based, critically-analyzed, and peer-reviewed exuberance is displayed with a gracious and vibrant smile or visible shock
John: "During her thesis, she covered her bases really well."
Kate: "That's fantastic!"
John: "She's cracked, scientifically speaking."
Kate: "The most scientific POG I can offer."
Kate: "That's fantastic!"
John: "She's cracked, scientifically speaking."
Kate: "The most scientific POG I can offer."
by Taterbaiter April 28, 2022