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Orchard

A hairy man who spends to long on the toilet and loves dogs a bit too much and has George Michael and a bit camp
Orchard (Gay) likes men

(Define).

(Camp)

(Pedo)
by Official News April 8, 2017
mugGet the Orchardmug.

Orchard Ave

guy: what street do you live on?

girl: on orchard ave.
by cWm100 July 14, 2009
mugGet the Orchard Avemug.

Bone Orchard

The act of taking someone to the bone orchard. A euphemism for wanting to have sex with someone.
"Dude, I took her to the bone orchard yesterday"
As referenced on The Big O and Dukes Show. Now playing as a Podcast on at iTunes under the same name. Or at bigoanddukes.com check it out.
by umhumgum August 29, 2016
mugGet the Bone Orchardmug.

Orchard Breath

The aroma of vomit on one's breath after spewing, notably in an orchard.
"Man, I'm about to go gippin' in the pippins - I'll have orchard breath later"
by Ian's Arrow March 12, 2009
mugGet the Orchard Breathmug.

Sea orchard

Synonymous for sea urchin when used by a drunk girl
Her: There's sea orchards in the ocean
Me: huh?
by Drill88 July 1, 2018
mugGet the Sea orchardmug.

Bone Orchard

The act of taking someone to the bone orchard. A euphemism for wanting to have sex with someone.
"Dude, I took her to the bone orchard yesterday"
As referenced on The Big O and Dukes Show. Now playing as a Podcast on at iTunes under the same name. Or at bigoanddukes.com check it out.
by umhumgum August 29, 2016
mugGet the Bone Orchardmug.

orchard rhino

When you ram head first into the puss with an apple on your mouth. Lodging the apple up a girls vagina.
Dude I gave that bitxh Martha an orchard rhino last night. Now she needs to keep it up there so she can make an apple pussy pie.
by orangeglazeelf1234 March 19, 2016
mugGet the orchard rhinomug.

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