Orchard

A hairy man who spends to long on the toilet and loves dogs a bit too much and has George Michael and a bit camp

Orchard (Gay) likes men

(Define).

(Camp)

(Pedo)

by Official News April 8, 2017

Orchard Ave

a street in carson

guy: what street do you live on?

girl: on orchard ave.

by cWm100 July 14, 2009

Bone Orchard

The act of taking someone to the bone orchard. A euphemism for wanting to have sex with someone.

"Dude, I took her to the bone orchard yesterday"
As referenced on The Big O and Dukes Show. Now playing as a Podcast on at iTunes under the same name. Or at bigoanddukes.com check it out.

by umhumgum August 29, 2016

Orchard Breath

The aroma of vomit on one's breath after spewing, notably in an orchard.

"Man, I'm about to go gippin' in the pippins - I'll have orchard breath later"

by Ian's Arrow March 12, 2009

Sea orchard

Synonymous for sea urchin when used by a drunk girl

Her: There's sea orchards in the ocean
Me: huh?

by Drill88 July 1, 2018

Bone Orchard

The act of taking someone to the bone orchard. A euphemism for wanting to have sex with someone.

"Dude, I took her to the bone orchard yesterday"
As referenced on The Big O and Dukes Show. Now playing as a Podcast on at iTunes under the same name. Or at bigoanddukes.com check it out.

by umhumgum August 29, 2016

orchard rhino

When you ram head first into the puss with an apple on your mouth. Lodging the apple up a girls vagina.

Dude I gave that bitxh Martha an orchard rhino last night. Now she needs to keep it up there so she can make an apple pussy pie.

by orangeglazeelf1234 March 19, 2016