to anyone born after 1985 he's going to seem like the best thing since slice bread..truth be told he is the worst lyrists "better yet" the worst rapper out right now....his skills are hella subpar, and as for his freestyles...GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE...half the shit he says makes no sense lyrically...the only rapper i know to use sound effects when he runs out of a flow...and yes he does repeat a lot of his flows track to track and freestyle to freestyle...the dude is HOT GAARRBBAAGGEEE!!
by intellectual black man March 03, 2008
A rapper that uses cult leader traits. Dude can't rhyme, but tells everyone hes the best in every song and now got people believin it! His voice hasn't changed, and he is one of the main reasons why hip hop is dead. Constantly uses the same rhymes in every song and rhymes words with themselves alot. WRITES STUFF TO RHYME, as half of his stuff doesn't stay on a topic.
Me-Lil Wayne's freestyles ain't got nothin on Big L's!
Stupid rap fan- WEEZYS A BEAST!!! ALMOST AS GOOD AS D4L
Nas-Hip Hop is dead
Me-Amen
"Jus spent a 100 of that brown paper bag money
It feel good to b yung money cash money
Rehab im addicted to fast money
I got stacks n rubberbands up in that"
If Wayne is so good why did he have to rhyme money with money with money? This dude SUCKS
Stupid rap fan- WEEZYS A BEAST!!! ALMOST AS GOOD AS D4L
Nas-Hip Hop is dead
Me-Amen
"Jus spent a 100 of that brown paper bag money
It feel good to b yung money cash money
Rehab im addicted to fast money
I got stacks n rubberbands up in that"
If Wayne is so good why did he have to rhyme money with money with money? This dude SUCKS
by M-EZ` June 24, 2007
That horrible feeling when you need to take a massive piss yet only a couple drops come out but you know for a fact that you need to piss like a race horse.
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The opposite of Alotta Wayne
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A rare species of ape.
It's mating calls are:
Nigga Nigga!
Swag!
Nigga Swag!
Yung Money
Yung Money Nigga Nigga Swaggin Nigga!
Yung Money Nigga Swag Nigga Nigga Swag Breezy Blunt Swaggin Bitch Ass Niggas.
They begin their life as a poor animal, no one cares for them.
Lil Waynes often shoot themselves as a sign of comming to age. Their speech (Street) is believed to be an unwanted offspring of English. It is being adapted by teenage humans. Lil Waynes carry a disease known as "Swagfagitis"
It is caused by a Lil Wayne producing a horrible slime which leeches into our ground. A snail will eat a leaf containing Swagfagitis. It will become slower and it will attract predators with the scent of SFI. The animal that eats the snail will contract this horrible disease will later be bitten by a mosqito, which in time will bite a human.
If a Lil Wayne is spotted in the wild, it is advised you try and kill it so this disease will not spread as fast.
Symptoms of Swagfagitis are:
-Using your parents money to buy cheaply made shit
-Buying music made by a Lil Wayne ape
-Pot Smoking
-Making an Instagram account
-Owning over 1 pair of shoes
-Owning a snapback
-Praying to God on Sunday and sinning on Monday
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A talentless black male.
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The opposite of Alotta Wayne
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A rare species of ape.
It's mating calls are:
Nigga Nigga!
Swag!
Nigga Swag!
Yung Money
Yung Money Nigga Nigga Swaggin Nigga!
Yung Money Nigga Swag Nigga Nigga Swag Breezy Blunt Swaggin Bitch Ass Niggas.
They begin their life as a poor animal, no one cares for them.
Lil Waynes often shoot themselves as a sign of comming to age. Their speech (Street) is believed to be an unwanted offspring of English. It is being adapted by teenage humans. Lil Waynes carry a disease known as "Swagfagitis"
It is caused by a Lil Wayne producing a horrible slime which leeches into our ground. A snail will eat a leaf containing Swagfagitis. It will become slower and it will attract predators with the scent of SFI. The animal that eats the snail will contract this horrible disease will later be bitten by a mosqito, which in time will bite a human.
If a Lil Wayne is spotted in the wild, it is advised you try and kill it so this disease will not spread as fast.
Symptoms of Swagfagitis are:
-Using your parents money to buy cheaply made shit
-Buying music made by a Lil Wayne ape
-Pot Smoking
-Making an Instagram account
-Owning over 1 pair of shoes
-Owning a snapback
-Praying to God on Sunday and sinning on Monday
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A talentless black male.
Dude 1: Yo man I really need to piss.
Dude 2: Go to the toilet you stupid shit.
Dude 1: I did but I had a Lil Wayne.
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Girl: During the summer, my town always gets a lil wayne. My garden is dying!
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Dude 1: Hey man, I heard about your brother
Dude 2: Yeah, he died from Swagfagitis, he got bit by a Lil Wayne and died a few months later.
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Lil Wayne has no talent.
Dude 2: Go to the toilet you stupid shit.
Dude 1: I did but I had a Lil Wayne.
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Girl: During the summer, my town always gets a lil wayne. My garden is dying!
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Dude 1: Hey man, I heard about your brother
Dude 2: Yeah, he died from Swagfagitis, he got bit by a Lil Wayne and died a few months later.
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Lil Wayne has no talent.
by ThatOneCracker December 31, 2012
Some retarded ass rapper who stole his rhymes from Gillie tha kid.He wanksta too,Nigga aint no real blood,stop trippin.I aint hatin neither,just bein truthful.He wasnt as whack back then as he is now.
Fag:Hey man,did you that new mixtape Lil wayne came out with?Its fabulous!
Man:You dumb faggot,dat nigga fake like dem titties u got.U betta go on outta here dat shit.Listen to some real hip hop cuz u lost bro.
Man:You dumb faggot,dat nigga fake like dem titties u got.U betta go on outta here dat shit.Listen to some real hip hop cuz u lost bro.
by If it aint blue,it aint true. April 21, 2008
Annoying, boring, mainstream rapper. (See lame) From his lame-ass lyrics to his horribly annoying voice, Lil Wayne still manages to sell tons and feature on everyone's songs. This is only because a lot of teens and tweens don't know shit about hip hop and think his music is hardcore so they buy it. Either way, just because he sells a lot does NOT make him a good rapper. There are worse rappers out there, but the fact that Wayne and his fans seriously think he's the "best rapper alive" makes him deserving of any hate, if that hopefully exists.
Teen douchebag: Yo nigga Lil Wayne is the best rapper alive!
Me: That's funny because last time I checked, Nas, Rakim, Chuck D, Common, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Immortal Technique, Tech N9ne, and Eminem were still alive.
Teen douchebag: Fuck u nigga yous a bitch-ass nigga! Lil Weezy speaks da troof!
Me: Sure he does. Here's a lyrical comparison:
T-Pain and Lil Wayne - Bang Bang Pow Pow
I go so hard they call me go so hard
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I go bonkers boy, I put that on my mom and ‘em
The hoes are all alike, they put the hoe in
I think all these niggas sound like me, That’s a compliment
I told a midget bitch, I do it big hippopotamus
Immortal Technique - Point of No Return
I know too much, the government is trying to murder me
No coming back like cutting your wrist open vertically
How could a serpent be purposely put in charge of the country
Genetic engineered sickness spread amongst me
My people are so hungry that they attack without reason
Like a fuckin' dog ripping off the hand that feeds him
Immortal Technique is treason to the patriot act
So come and get me motherfucker cause I'm not coming back
Me: That's funny because last time I checked, Nas, Rakim, Chuck D, Common, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Immortal Technique, Tech N9ne, and Eminem were still alive.
Teen douchebag: Fuck u nigga yous a bitch-ass nigga! Lil Weezy speaks da troof!
Me: Sure he does. Here's a lyrical comparison:
T-Pain and Lil Wayne - Bang Bang Pow Pow
I go so hard they call me go so hard
...
I go bonkers boy, I put that on my mom and ‘em
The hoes are all alike, they put the hoe in
I think all these niggas sound like me, That’s a compliment
I told a midget bitch, I do it big hippopotamus
Immortal Technique - Point of No Return
I know too much, the government is trying to murder me
No coming back like cutting your wrist open vertically
How could a serpent be purposely put in charge of the country
Genetic engineered sickness spread amongst me
My people are so hungry that they attack without reason
Like a fuckin' dog ripping off the hand that feeds him
Immortal Technique is treason to the patriot act
So come and get me motherfucker cause I'm not coming back
by thehickerap January 26, 2012
by Skunt tttt September 26, 2018
extremely untalented rapper who talks faster thatn he can think. he frequently uses the same words, many times in a row, to rhyme with.
by pcpfan July 11, 2008