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Javier

A big piece of shit that can't do anything for shit. Javier is a type of species that are known to be the only type of humans that evolve backwords. The more he talks the more brain cells die. The only creature in the universe that has negative iq scores.
Hey whats up Javier.

Bye.
What?
Yeah.
What?
Sure.
Are you high?
Am I?
You must be.
Are you racist?
What?
by Okmandudelitfamdab July 2, 2019
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Javier

Fucking faggot nobody loves thinks he's tough when he's not thinks he's cool cause he choked somebody when he didn't
Javier ur such a faggot
by Searead May 3, 2018
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Javier

I pulled out and I was in such a lust fugue I went for the Javier. dirty sanchez
by Javier66666 June 13, 2011
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Javier

The name of a stuffed animal that a lot of guys seem to worship...
Guy1: Javier's upset... I was speaking to him on msn...
Guy2: He's not on msn, he's lieing on the floor!
by waheeyok July 7, 2011
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Javier

Javier, Javier is a terrible person who gets multiple crushes, and doesn't know how to work with them. Makes tons of inappropriate jokes, and makes no one laugh. Also, if you ever meet a Javier one thing to look out for is that Javier likes to stab people. He's a bitch. And really ugly.
P1: Hey have you met Javier?
P2: Yes I want him to die.
P1: Lol same.
by Zhihsgisuvuvvs December 24, 2018
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Javier

Hispanic, 18 year old lesbian(usually) that enjoy soccer and video games. Very talented musician. great in bed, know for the best ass eater of all time. all her/his ex's chase but could not catch, very hard to keep but once kept better watch out, known for the greatest "playa" of all times
"Did you get Javier ?!"

"Naw, only thing she left was her dildo"
by Love Nigger passion June 23, 2015
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javier

the best man you will ever meet. nice and attractive. tall and handsome. the greatest sex you will ever have. usually a Mexican devoted to work.
"oh. what a javier."
by Harry Nuts May 19, 2008
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