Jarrod

A clown with a big truck that he thinks is cool

Also 5’2”

“Oh that guy looks like a clown, his name must be jarrod”

by VultureDT September 25, 2020

Jarrod Alan Houchin

Someone who generally gets ladies at all times of the day. In other terms gets pussy 24/7. And on rare a Jarrod Alan Houchin can be seen snorting whatever is at hand. generally known to be very loyal to the ladies. Jarrod Alan Houchin is one of the best guys you will ever meet loyal true friend. Overall if you are looking for a huge dick or a man to keep you warm at night look for a Jarrod Alan Houchin.

Man Jarrod Alan Houchin is the only man for me

by Loyal defined December 12, 2017

Jarrod

The Type of Guy you don’t look at twice he’s just another face in a crowd

“Who’s that”
“oh that’s um”
“Jarrod I think”

by The Kid you don’t know November 25, 2018

Jarrod

Conspiracy theorists are convinced he was sent down by God because he is just too perfect and has many amazing qualities like having the best haircut known to man, he is built like the whammest body builder, has a 70 inch fat whale cock, is a fucking sexy looking beast, loyal as shit, ripped, chizzled, absolute baller, handsome theres just not enough words to describe how amazing this guy is

Omg did you see Jarrods 70 inch whale cock
That Jarrod guy is such a techy baller
You should meet my friend Jarrod hes hung like a horse with gigantic testicles

by facts innit November 23, 2021

Jarrod and Rachael

Cutest couple and always horny . Sex 4 times at least daily. Never a dull moment with them . Beam off each other.can achieve whatever they put their minds too together. Always helping each other to strive to their goals. Turn each other on instantly.

I chucked a jarrod and rachael yesterday... had sex four times in the day ...2 hrs each session so 28 times in a week .

by Jarrod and rachael June 30, 2024

Jarrod

Jarrod is probably if not one of the most annoying humans on the planet. His an over exaggerator and he usually tends to rub people the wrong way

Jarrod

by Wjejisjdbdnd November 23, 2021

jarrod Ulysses Franceschi

A cool guy who will always have your back. Jarrod's are nice, funny, and fun to be around. Jarrod's tend to be the friend to the chicks, usually not by choice, but when the chicks realize all other guys are dipshits, they come back to the Jarrod, usually because they always treated them right and they have a nice penis. Jarrod's can keep up with any conversation and are usually well rounded in terms of music taste and movie knowledge. Almost always a jack of all trades, they will try anything and generally be successful at whatever they try. For example, Jarrods may not be the all-state quarterback, but they will make all region at whatever position they play. They may not be the unholy manifestation of skills at Modern Warefare, but they'll play well with a good kill/death ratio. Jarrod's usually dont like to fight, but if the shit goes down a Jarrod will punch faces like a coked out Chuck Norris in the middle of a ninja convention. Overall, Jarrod's are good to have around. They won't let you down

Jarrod Ulysses Franceschi is the fucking goat.

by Cris jones May 5, 2024