half-first great-cousin-nephew

Half-first cousin’s grandson.

My half-first great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

half-first great-cousin-nibling

Half-first cousin’s grandchild.

My half-first great-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Cousins by the half dozens

A typical descriptor of the modern extended nuclear family. No longer can people claim to have dozens of cousins when average children per family rates have dropped so drastically since the baby boom era.

Vinny: Hey Joe! How was your family reunion paisano?
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.

by Church Wexler May 3, 2025