Heated Driveway

I defecated on a woman’s pubic landing strip and smoosh it flat well screwing in missionary position to create a heated driveway.

I went on a holiday to Canada, and well I was there I met a lovely woman, who I later that night let me give her a Heated driveway.

by PhantomWiZard April 15, 2025

Sloppy driveway

When a girl takes a shit on your back then scoots her ass like a dog down your back smearing the shit.

I got a sloppy driveway last night and still can’t get rid of the smell

by Sloppy John March 3, 2026